It’s the extra 10 minutes standing in front of the mirror applying and re-applying makeup while gossiping about each other that tends to really slow women down in the toilet…
women also tend to hold in nervous gas while with men, therefore having to take extra time in the bathroom to evacuate it all. men on the other hand, will release the pressurized gas anywhere and everywhere without hesitation.
Funny, ha-ha… then you realize that it's not actually all that funny for the second guy who goes into that toilet and needs to sit down to use it and finds a puddle in front of the seat, beside the seat, on the seat, on the wall behind the seat, and other areas where men routinely feel the need to urinate when they use especially public bathrooms…
Hell, if at all possible I try to use the ladies bathroom; at least there you have a chance of finding a floor without urine on it.
There are plenty of men who hover if they really need a crap in a public toilet and many who will hold on till they get home. And I knew one guy who only ever crapped at home because he could then shower his arse with the shower head.
I’m almost always done before my husband, unless there’s a queue. I want to know who these ‘most women’ are who flush with their feet – pretty impossible unless it’s a squat toilet, which is fair game. And I have no problem ‘evacuating gas’ in front of him either. I suppose I’m just not a walking stereotype. Shame.
I always wondered why I see the occasional booger on the wall in a men’s bathroom. Sometimes even a wall littered with boogers. Whats up with you nasty freaks!!?
And about men washing their hands, if you’re skilled enough, you can open your trousers to piss without even touching your pecker. Hence no need to wash your hands! Hahahahaha
Also another thing. Being a guy that has to use urinals from time to time… Am I the only one who is paranoid that while using a urinal that dirty piss water from the urinal will splash up onto my wang? I always take a half a step backwards while using them so as not to get the nasty splash. Am I alone on this one? You could get herpes or hepatitis from the urinal!!
Whoever said urine is sterile doesn’t understand that it is only sterile initially. After that, it is a breeding ground for bacteria and infection. Good luck with that, guys.
most man wash their ******, but others, just lazy. And this make the toilet dirty. Only one person is enough to stink the toilet. Imagine dozens.. Same in university.
This is the main difference between a man and a women in the bathroom time.
So true.
Jun 15, 2009Not quite. Women tend to flush public toilets with their feet so as to avoid touching the handle.
Jun 16, 2009no wonder there is always a line in the woman’s room.
Jun 16, 2009no, the man rinsed his hands in the same stream…very efficient!
Jun 16, 2009And you wonder why women always have to tell men to clean their hands after using the restroom.
Jun 16, 2009I have never wondered that…
Jun 16, 2009Urine is a sterile solution… We’re disinfecting…
Jun 16, 2009It’s the extra 10 minutes standing in front of the mirror applying and re-applying makeup while gossiping about each other that tends to really slow women down in the toilet…
Jun 16, 2009or what the picture showed…
Jun 16, 2009it forgot her friend going to the bathroom with her
Jun 17, 2009I laughed so hard I sterilized myself!
Jun 17, 2009women also tend to hold in nervous gas while with men, therefore having to take extra time in the bathroom to evacuate it all. men on the other hand, will release the pressurized gas anywhere and everywhere without hesitation.
Jun 20, 2009Why do you men take so long in the bathroom?
Jun 21, 2009I’d like to know ehere the womans underwear is? most women don’t keep them on!
Jul 3, 2009Maybe I’m not as sanitary as other women. I don’t do the toilet paper on the seat or the hover thing.
Aug 7, 2009I enjoy the art, but the concept is simply a stereotype. I haven’t found this to be true in reality. Much love.
Aug 10, 2009Funny, ha-ha… then you realize that it's not actually all that funny for the second guy who goes into that toilet and needs to sit down to use it and finds a puddle in front of the seat, beside the seat, on the seat, on the wall behind the seat, and other areas where men routinely feel the need to urinate when they use especially public bathrooms…
Hell, if at all possible I try to use the ladies bathroom; at least there you have a chance of finding a floor without urine on it.
Aug 18, 2009There are plenty of men who hover if they really need a crap in a public toilet and many who will hold on till they get home.
Aug 20, 2009And I knew one guy who only ever crapped at home because he could then shower his arse with the shower head.
@marie_annick
Aug 21, 2009Lol, I tend to do that too and im a man… hehehe
Thought it was because there was a couch and TV in the ladies room.
Sep 8, 2009Thank god i m man…
Sep 28, 2009Ignorant, Stupid, insensitive stereotyping pig!
Oct 4, 2009Stereotyping? Yes.
But it's also pretty and funny
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Oct 17, 2009I’m almost always done before my husband, unless there’s a queue. I want to know who these ‘most women’ are who flush with their feet – pretty impossible unless it’s a squat toilet, which is fair game. And I have no problem ‘evacuating gas’ in front of him either. I suppose I’m just not a walking stereotype. Shame.
Nov 8, 2009Men don't need to wash! Where I come from, they teach us not to piss on our hands in the first place!
Sheesh!
Dec 14, 2009enlightening conversation, i guess.
Dec 22, 2009I actually do the toilet paper in the seat and the hover and I’m a guy. xD
Dec 27, 2009I even sometimes do it in the garden…lol
Jan 6, 2010I might wipe the seat of a public can, but I don’t ‘cover’ or ‘hover’. I’ll wash after a dump and usually after a whiz… And I’m a guy.
Mar 23, 2010Nice
Apr 24, 2010Hey most men flush, wash and dry there hand so this pic is just stupid
Jul 1, 2010I always wondered why I see the occasional booger on the wall in a men’s bathroom. Sometimes even a wall littered with boogers. Whats up with you nasty freaks!!?
And about men washing their hands, if you’re skilled enough, you can open your trousers to piss without even touching your pecker. Hence no need to wash your hands! Hahahahaha
Aug 11, 2010Also another thing. Being a guy that has to use urinals from time to time… Am I the only one who is paranoid that while using a urinal that dirty piss water from the urinal will splash up onto my wang? I always take a half a step backwards while using them so as not to get the nasty splash. Am I alone on this one? You could get herpes or hepatitis from the urinal!!
Aug 11, 2010Whoever said urine is sterile doesn’t understand that it is only sterile initially. After that, it is a breeding ground for bacteria and infection. Good luck with that, guys.
Aug 21, 2010Remind me to never, ever, ever go into a mens bathroom!
Aug 26, 2010most man wash their ******, but others, just lazy. And this make the toilet dirty. Only one person is enough to stink the toilet. Imagine dozens.. Same in university.
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