John Wayne toilet paper
Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take sh*t from anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture. Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it’s rough, it’s tough, and it takes no cr*p off of anyone!
“Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the John Wayne toilet paper” Jake said. His roommates replied “I see. So you had to use the empty roll.” Did you know that toilet paper rolls can be used to make weird sculptress?