Figuring out what caused a disaster is like solving a crime: investigators gather evidence, look for clues, run a bunch of tests, and of course, have cool Detective Music Montages.
And the sunglasses. Can’t forget the sunglasses.
by Will Conley
In today’s article, we’ll be posting pictures of Lady Gaga for the cheap Google hits. We’ll also be hating on her because she is beautiful.
We really do admire Lady Gaga though. If it weren’t for her daring outfits, her act would be just another acceptably catchy bunch of pop songs. Wait, she does do songs, right?
Whatever, bring on the rest of the low blows…
“Mystery Science Theater 3000” codified what people had been doing for years: vastly improving bad movies by making fun of them. It somehow stayed on the air for eleven years and defined a decade of popular culture, mostly by bringing bad movies back to painful, hilarious life. MST, we salute you, by honoring your ten greatest moments.
So, you’ve seen lots and lots of incredible miniature art over the years, but I highly doubt you’ve ever seen miniature art going to this extreme! The contents of the little containers depicted above and below are so petite you need a magnifying glass to actually see what objects they are supposed to be. And prepare to be amazed once you take a magnified peek because every little jar has a tiny world of brilliance sitting inside. One world shows a couple kissing under a tree, another shows a turtle on an island, and a third shows a golf course with one itsy-bitsy golfer playing a round; maybe he’s a Lilliputian.
It’s hard to know exactly how these strange stories get started or even manage to grow legs and move around on their own, but no corner of the universe is immune to their hard to believe stories about grim and gruesome facts of human life. It’s so widespread that even the paper filing, coffee running, memo reading world of paralegals have their own fair share of stories about greed, danger and death (paper cuts can be more dangerous than you think). And knowing that 99.99999 percent of urban legends are about as accurate as a Fox News report on one of President Obama’s “bitch ass slapping, BBQ finger licking UN press conference orgy,” either these things really happened or being a paralegal requires some artistic license to be just above mind-numbingly boring.
