100 Teddy Bears With Skeletons in Their Closets

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Teddy bears have been a life-long fascination for many of us. Every kid has his own teddy bear to torture out of love, enthusiasm or just plain curiosity. 100 Teddy bears with skeletons in their closets is a courageous incursion into the unknown sides of fluffy toy cuteness.

What if they were… mmm…zombies?

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Someone actually thought about this before, someone like the English artist Phillip Blackman, who uses zombie special makeup to turn the adorable toys into creepy un-dead that will keep you awake at night. A teddy bear on the verge of dying, but with a last unfulfilled wish: to haunt you in the middle of the night.

Blackman (I wonder if this is a coincidence…) was inspired by his partner to come up with this idea: “She had a terrible cold at the time and we’d been talking about a gift for a friend’s baby. With a very stuffy nose ‘teddy-bear’ kept coming out as ‘deady-bear’, and we joked about zombie teddies that creep from under your bed at night to feast on your brains while you sleep.”

Each of the UndeadTeds – as they are called – takes in at least eight hours to make, not including the time it takes for glue, paint and varnish to dry. But thanks to strange reasons, they’re selling like hot cakes! Find out more at the Undead Teds tumblr.

Teddy Scares make sure you eat your veggies!

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Teddy Scares are actually UndeadTed’s remote relatives. They are mean, but at least walk with their organs inside their bodies. They each have personalized stories and come with a bunch of creepy warnings. For instance here’s Redmonf Gore’s biography: his last words were: “Trust me, it won’t hurt.” His favorite place is: “In the shadows.” I won’t disclose further information about them; I’ll live this pleasure to you. He also has some interesting creepy friends.

Sinister Pictures of immortal teddies living among us

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It appears that human attachment for plush friends knows no bounds in some odd cases. And people choose to be immortalized holding their significant teddy bear, despite their being over 50 years old, not to mention the bear, which in many cases is much older than the owner.  The bears and their owners have endured each other for decades, and though all lead normal active lives, especially the bears, none are too forgetful to pass the time of day with their oldest friends. At least from time to time.

According to Life Magazine, old bears are characterised by those who live with them as “placid,” “serene” and “radiating contentment.” There’s no doubt about the fact that all teddy bears are steadfast and loyal, yet the same cannot be said for their owners. Christopher Robin for instance, whose childhood bear inspired the creation of Winnie-the-Pooh simply got rid of him like old underwear. Pooh, who is over 50 years old, lives far from home in a glass case in an American publishing house. In 1987 Eeyore, Piglet, Tigger and Kanga, his best friends ever, were moved to The New York Public Library. They can still be visited in their downtown posh residence.

How it all began

The man behind this fluffy bedtime toy is none other than Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt Jr. “Teddy” Roosevelt, Jr.,

The story goes like this: on a hunting trip in 1902, the young president didn’t want to shoot a black bear, despite the man’s well-earned reputation as a hunter who had killed countless animals and birds for decades. Therefore a toymaker in New York learned of T.R.’s merciful moment and created a toy bear — a “teddy bear.” The bear was an immediate hit, and for the past century has remained the symbol of childhood.

5 Unsettling Paintings Made by Great Artists

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think about a painting? Some of you might imagine green, rolling hills with blue skies. Others might picture a beautiful nude portrait or a modernist design. However, art is not always that easy to digest. There are numerous challenging concepts which present ideas in a totally unique (and sometimes scary) way. Some paintings are downright scary, and they are probably the last things that people want to hang over their couch. This doesn’t mean that they are not worth examining. Let’s take a look at 5 unsettling paintings made by great artists.

5. Dante and Virgil in Hell 

William- Adolphe Bouguereau

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Since its publication, Dante’s inferno has inspired countless of artists who tried to reproduce that world in their own vision. But while some war eerie and filled with classical tranquility, William Adolphe Bouguereau moves from this style and re-creates the pits of hell where demons and impersonators engage in relentless battles and steal each-others identities by biting. A demon gloats as Virgil and Dante watch the damned struggle.

‘In a frenzy, like pigs escaped from their sties,
Snapping wildly at everything in sight.
One of them fastened his teeth like a vise.’

4. The Temptation of St. Anthony

Matthias Grunewald

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Our next contender on the unsettling paintings list is ‘The Temptation of St. Anthony’ by Matthias Grunewald. This artist enjoyed painting religious imagery in the style of the middle ages (he lived during the renaissance). This particular painting caught our attention. According to the stories, St. Anthony the Great faced many trials of faith (including living in the desert). The legend says that he was killed by a demon living in a cave, but he was soon revived and destroyed the evil. This image is taken from the Isenheim Triptych a three image masterpiece which depicts how St. Anthony succumbs to the attack of demons.

3. Saturn Devouring His Son

Francisco Goya

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Francisco Goya is one of the most well-known and appreciated painters of all time. You are probably already familiar with the Roman myth (based heavily on a Greek myth), according to which Saturn, the father of Gods, eats his own children to prevent them from becoming stronger than himself. ‘Saturn Devouring his Son’ is a painting that should have never been revealed (it was pained on the walls of the artist’s house and it is part of the Black Paintings series). The most famous work of the series is definitely the Witches’ Sabbath.

2. Heads Severed

Theodore Gericault

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Theodore Gericault is well known for his work, ‘The Raft of Medusa’, a large romantic canvas where the artist manages to express his style. Like other artists on the list, Gericault also struggled to break from the standard painting style of that age. He enjoyed romanticism, which tackled emotional subjects. At one point he began to study limbs and severed heads from dissection labs and morgues. The painting above may look troubling, but it is common knowledge that painters also study the dead before they can paint the living.

1. The Garden of Earthly Delights

Hieronymus Bosch

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The work of Hieronymus Bosch is the cherry on top of our unsettling paintings ‘cake’. This painter was linked to several disquieting and fantastic religious paintings in his career. The epitome of his work is The Garden of Earthly Delights, a triptych that unfolds on three panels: one with the Garden of Eden (and the creation of mankind) , One with The Garden of Earthly Delights, and one with the Punishments for the sins we do in the earthly garden. Leaving aside the terrors presented and the unimaginable torment present on the last panel, this masterpiece perfectly describes Bosch’s talent for details, and inclination towards symbolism. This paint is scary and morbidly fascinating at the same time.

What do you think of these paintings? We would love to hear your thoughts.

15 Creative and Amazing Selfies by Mirrosme

There are two types of people in this world: people who hate selfies, and people whose life purpose is to take as many as possible. In all honesty, nobody cares what you are planning on wearing before you go to bed or what your new necklace looks like. There are enough food selfies popping up on social networks as it is. There are actually few selfies in this world that look cool (one of them would be the epic Oscar Selfie starring Ellen DeGeneres, Jared Leto, Angelina Jolie, Kevin Spacey, Meryl Streep, Lupita Nyong’o, Brad Pitt and many others). Yesterday, we stumbled upon another example of amazing selfies created by a young woman. Mirrorsme, a Norwegian blonde beauty. She decided to make selfies cooler than cucumbers by drawing on her bathroom mirror before snapping a pic.  In general, we only post embarrassing selfies here. But, for the first time in our existence, we are actually proud to share these selfies. 15 Creative and Amazing Selfies by Mirrosme to be exact. Here’s what Mirrorsme says about her art:

I started creating them after drawing on my mirror with lipstick, and leaving little messages for my roommate. I make them out of chalk markers, and posca markers, and some acrylic markers sometimes.

She also says that it is sometimes difficult to make her designs fit. Some of them actually look extremely weird and cause her friends to laugh. At the moment, she has over 28,700 followers on Instagram. Her faithful followers can’t wait to see more of her wacky selfie ideas. We promise you that you have never seen selfies as interesting as the ones below. Mirrorsme is another example that creativity has no limits, especially when it comes to re-interpreting one of the most prominent trends in today’s society.

1. This App Should be Called iGeenie

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2. Don’t Forget to Brush Your Teeth

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3. Bat Man & Joker – BFFs in Reality

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4. Pulling the bunny from the Hat

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5. Sometimes It’s Easy to Follow Your Dreams

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6. Mirror Drawing in the Norwegian Ambassador’s Residence (D.C.)

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7. The Thug Life

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8. BrB! I’ll Just Grab Something

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9. Here we Go Pink Helicopter

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10. Sherlock Holmes

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11. Pippi Longstocking

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12. Building Castles in the Clouds

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13. Cupid

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14. Say “Hello”!

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15. Workout Time

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16. Jumping out of a CupCake

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Four days ago she also visited the Brooklyn Bridge hotel, where she made one of her great drawings. In the end she decided to remove the art.

Thus far, Mirrorsme received incredible feedback from her followers. Everybody loves her work. I always considered Norwegians to be extremely creative people, with an uncommon sense of humor. Mirrorsme has proven me right again. Stay tuned for more hilarious and original selfies from her. Who knows, you might even start loving selfies because of her.

What do you think about her artwork?

15 Creative and Amazing Selfies by Mirrosme

The Worst Movie Posters Ever Conceived

Have you ever been tempted to watch a movie solely because of its tasteful and enticing poster? If you have, then I bet it wasn’t due to one of these movie posters. Without further adieu, I present to you The Worst Movie Posters Ever Conceived:

Mission Impossible from Ghana

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I really hate to criticize something that a talented person clearly put a lot of hard work and effort into. Jeez, who am I kidding? I love this poster. Maybe you don’t remember seeing this movie poster back in the 90′s unless you lived in Ghana at the time. It seems that movie theaters in Ghana can’t use official Hollywood posters for some possibly bizarre and complicated reason I can’t be bothered to research. So what do the mad African geniuses do? They create this masterpiece.

The Unfathomable Movie Poster

The Worst Movie Posters Ever Conceived

In your wildest imagination, can you have even guess what this film is about? One of the jobs of the movie poster is to give us a tantalizing glimpse at the film’s action. That’s what makes us part with our cash to see it. That mindset wasn’t really used here, was it?

The MASH Poster

The Worst Movie Posters Ever Conceived

Ah, Mash. The show that lasted longer than the war it was based on. The classic song from MASH tells us so many profound things about life. Life? Hey, I can take it or leave it as I please. The brains behind this operation made a very strange decision. When deciding on how to tempt audiences into cinemas to see their movie, they went with the idea of joining hands and legs together (and then sticking an army helmet on it). Brilliant!

The Celebrity Welding Experiment Poster

The Worst Movie Posters Ever Conceived

So you’ve got a film featuring Harrison Ford and Brendan Fraser in it. Well done. You probably aren’t going to mess it up and create a crappy movie, right? Oh well. At least you won’t mess up the movie posters, right? The first step to making something as bad as this is to ask these stars to make the ugliest expressions possible. Come on, Harrison! Can’t you at least try to look a bit more miserable and angry? Then, you weld the two together with some clumsy Photoshop skills.

The Wooden Tom Hanks Poster

The Worst Movie Posters Ever Conceived

This was a great movie, but can anyone explain to me why Tom Hanks looks like Pinocchio in this poster? Is it a real photo of him or did they draw his picture? Either way, something strange is happening here.

The Rock and Roll Dracula Poster

The Worst Movie Posters Ever Conceived

The existence of this fantastic looking film seems to have eluded me entirely before today. Just 10 seconds ago, I was entirely unaware of its existence (yes, I do type very fast, thank you). The irresistible idea behind this work of undoubted cinematic genius is a rock n roll Dracula movie – the world’s first. I’m sure you can scarcely believe it, right? The film features such scary dudes as Ringo Starr and Harry Nilsson. It also has the unforgettable catchphrase Bite It! Something this weird was either going to be brilliant or absolutely bloody awful.

The 30 Second Photoshop Poster

The Worst Movie Posters Ever Conceived

You now know that I’m a lightning fast typing fiend. However, I must confess that I have never used Photoshop. Not even once. Actually, maybe once but the point is that I have no idea how to use it in a professional sense. Neither does the person who created this poster.

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

So, we can add the Best Latte Art you ever saw to the list of things I never knew existed. All this time, I have only been using the foam to form hilarious mustaches on my upper lip when I could have been creating these masterpieces:

The Elephant Latte

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

This is one of my favorite Latte Art. It is quite simply a stunning image of an elephant. I don’t think I could ever bring myself to drink such an intricate and beautiful piece of art. Well, that is, unless I was really thirsty.

The Melting Clock Art

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This next cup of Latte exemplifies the style known as 3D Latte Art. We have Dali’s famous melting clock in a cup. And, it’s literally melting. Actually, I wonder how long this sort of work of art would last before really melting. In the place I go for my drinks, the staff is so slow that the foam or cream (or whatever is on top of my drink) usually melts before it arrives. Thinking about it now, they probably just skim off it the top foam and slurp it down all because they hate me.

The Wolf Latte

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

Am I the only person to feel a little creeped out by this piece of coffee art? I would probably freak and run out of the place screaming if my waiter served me a cup with that face in it.

The Dali Latte

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

If you’re going to put someone’s face in your Latte Art, it might as well be Dali…I guess.

The Hello Kitty Art

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

That creepy little cat pops up everywhere these days. It’s even in our drinks. My daughter is a big fan of Hello Kitty but hates latte. On the other hand, I could live solely off lattes and biscotti. I could do without Hello Kitty.

The Sorry Latte

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

The idea of saying sorry with a latte is pretty clever. If your actions were really bad, then you might want to buy your partner something a bit more impressive. Perhaps something like flowers or some cookies. Unless you’re not really that sorry after all. In which case, I would suggest waiting until your local coffee store has a 2 for 1 offer and ordering the smallest size they have.

The Planetary Latte

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

I really like this one even though it’s pretty simple. In fact, I’m not even sure it’s a latte to start with.

The Snoopy Latte

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

This is snoopy, isn’t it? It’s been a while since I’ve seen the old fellow. But, I’m sure that’s him just floating on top of a latte.

The Mushroom Cloud Latte

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

This is pretty good looking pattern, but what is it? I think it’s a mushroom cloud, like the explosion from a nuclear bomb.

The Snowman Latte Art

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

For a cheerful cup of latte during the winter, you can’t beat this chipper little snowman.

The Cat and Fish Latte

The Best Latte Art You Ever Saw

This is the final piece of Latte Art for today. It is probably my favourite. The 3D foam cat looks hungrily on at a couple of swimming fish. It’s cute, it’s artistic and it’s making me thirsty.