Our favorite tweet-reading Grandma is back, and this time she’s having some fun reading Odd Future’s tweets. Some highlights:
“Made out with some random bitch. Half of me is like ewww. Herpes, that’s sick. The other half if like, yea! I got bitches.”
Tyler, the Creator, does have a valid point there. There are advantages and disadvantages in many of the situations life throws at us. Tyler truly is a grand poet of our day.
“Gonna go dream about unicorns and freckled girls and the background music is gonna be really pretty chords and I’m gonna be riding a dragon.”
You see, a tweet like that is exactly the reason Tyler must be allowed to create a music video with a $12 million budget. It would be a true A.D.D.-addled masterpiece.
“Her titties are yelling at me like, ahhhhh!”
Probably because the girl assumes she’s about to be raped by you, Tyler? Oh wait, unlike Em and other people he’s been compared to, Tyler doesn’t base his songs on experiences he’s actually had. That’s sobering in many ways.
Here’s something that will make you hate humanity: “Jersey Shore”, probably the first program where we witness somebody actually giving somebody else a venereal disease, is the number one program in its timeslot.
Some of the nerdiest hip hop songs are actually some of the best hip hop, period. “What?!” you I can hear you exclaim, incredulously. “Nerdy hip hop that is actually good? Mais, c’est pas possible! Surely one cannot hope to assemble a fine and laudable specimen without the guns, bitches, and weed.”
Au contraire, comrade. There are plenty of alternative or underground rappers out there that are exploring themes other than the hard-knock life…
“Music Philosophy” is an interesting project that combines music and graphics. The designer called Mico used the lyrics of a song known by a group or artist that he likes, to make colorful and creative posters. The songs are from The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam and several other famous musicians.
10. Blockbuster RockFest 1997 [385,000] was a music event that celebrated capital punishment. It was held on Texas Motor Speedway with hot artists like No Doubt, Counting Crows and Matchbox Twenty.