Top 100 Best Pick Up Lines

Typically, the best pick up lines are “smart” one-liners that are expected to create an impression on the other sex! But, our times have changed and approaching the opposite sex equipped with a strategy is a lot more efficient.

You are probably considering a strategy as futile, and what games can be used in thsi battle of the sexes? What exactly is this mad idea mentioning about? Well, if you happen to look for the World Wide Web for the term “pick up line” or for a “chat up line” you are going to find out a wide range of websites offering several collections of such lines. Some of these are either enjoyable or silly and some in-between that do not appear to be very well accustomed to the occasion, and all of them have something in common, the fact that they generally do not work as you would like. Try them and see what happens!

Within this article, we are about to offer you the details we wish we had been known many years ago and we will tell you how you can attract the ladies by using pick up lines that really work. Should you adhere to these lines and guidance when hitting on girls, everything it becomes very easy and these details will even improve your self-confidence influencing the other areas of your own lifestyle (in an truly efficient way).

You should also know that this really is incredibly obsessive and challenging to stop trying it at all time, however the benefits considerably over-shadow the drawbacks. Below, there is a specific choice of pick-up-lines which fall under the “usually works” classification. Keep in mind at all time that practice makes perfect, and no matter how many book you read on this problem or rehearse in front of the mirror, the ultimate test is given in front of the opposite sex. They are the best judges who can tell you if your strategy and carefully planned one liners really have some use to them or are just cheesy words that will embarass you even further.

You have probably read about some of these best pick-up lines in previous articles or similar stuff, so you need to see these as general content, as they have proved to be helpful for some guys and will not be perfect for everyone.

Every activity has guidelines and the benefit of the experience is for your own advantage, many have twisted these pick-up lines enough times and for sure you will too, but whenever you crack the rules of the game understand what they do for you and will gradually see why they are placed there.

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Without further ado, here is our top (almost 100) best pick-up lines to use on girls (and guys too, why not?):

    1. Excuse me, but I am lost here… Could you take me at home with you right now?
    2. If you are truly love-starved, then can I be your hot dish?
    3. If you are having love droughts, can I be your purple rain?
    4. Do you have a deep void in your existence that I can fill?
    5. If you have been looking for true love forever, then consider that you found it!
    6. You smell like nice trash. Can I take you out?
    7. If you are traveling alone in your journey of life, can I be your partner?
    8. Can I give you my phone number if you are having a really bad day?
    9. Call me and then I will remind you instantly about how beautiful you are.
    10. You look like the girls my mom warned me about when I was a child. Do you want to prove me wrong?
    11. Was that a powerful earthquake now or did you rock my world?
    12. Is it really hot in the room or is it just you?
    13. Hello beautiful, do you want to fall in love right now?
    14. I am no sailor but I am sure that I can float your boat anytime!
    15. Your lips look like fine wine and I want to get drunk with them!
    16. Your smile puts all lights known to man to shame. You are so cute.
    17. Can I put a big smiley in your inbox?
    18. Do you prefer your eggs scrambled or just fertilized?
    19. Hey, look at that, even tree leaves are falling at your feet.
    20. Are you lost here, because paradise is a long way down the road?
    21. I like you more than I like football.
    22. I like you more than sports on a Sunday evening.
    23. Hi, can you help me to practice French kiss?
    24. Excuse me, but can you tell me your real name to stalk you on Facebook this week?
    25. Excuse me, but I was just wondering if I could be the one you have been dreaming of at night?
    26. Hello, my name is Ying, could you be my Yang?
    27. I have been waiting all my life to meet a person like you, so I had to come and say Hi.
    28. Can I give you something to regret the next day?
    29. I want to ask if you will go out with me without looking too desperate. But please, would you go out with me right now?
    30. I want to be one of your high-heels so I can go with you with every step of your way.
    31. Excuse me, but can you give some directions because I got lost in your gorgeous eyes?
    32. You look sweet enough to treat me of my addiction to lollipops.
    33. You look like an icing on a big cake and I would like to have just a taste.
    34. You are looking a little cold right now. Would you like to use me as your blanket?
    35. Is your dad a firefighter because you look so hot!
    36. I am going to regret every day for the rest of my life if you will not be in it.
    37. Does your mother work in a cake shop? Because she made you truly a cutie pie.
    38. I am so delicious that you will want the recipe!
    39. I am no photographer, but I am sure that I could picture both of us forever.
    40. It must be a rainbow going over my head because I have a pot of gold in front of me.
    41. You put the letter X in sexy! I put the letter L in love!
    42. I think I must tell you what the others are saying behind your back “Great ass!”
    43. Excuse me, but I have a problem with my smart phone. Your number is not my contact list.
    44. Excuse me, but I was wondering if you could treat me of my dangerous obsession with love.
    45. Aside from being pretty what do you do in life?
    46. You seem like a lost angel. May I take you to paradise?
    47. You look like the girl I have in my dreams every night.
    48. Your lips seem so lonely, so would they want to meet mine?
    49. You have to be the reason for our global warming because you are so damn hot!
    50. If you were a hamburger, you would be McDelicious!
    51. Can I hold your hand and practice falling in love?
    52. It must be love at first sight and I cannot stand the idea of never seeing you again.
    53. I bought my fortune cookie yesterday and your name was in it!
    54. If you were a hamburger, you would be McBeauty.
    55. If there were only a bar of chocolate left in the world, I would offer it to you, only to see your enjoying it.
    56. Next time you see some beautiful things, do not forget to count yourself in.
    57. You are the type of girl I would like to introduce to my parents.
    58. You are the type of girl I have been waiting all my life to treasure.
    59. Hi, I am real husband material, do you think so?
    60. You are the cream and I like to be the cherry on top of you.
    61. Please drink up – until I seem to be really great looking – and then come talk to me.
    62. What do you think of the shirt? It is made from real boyfriend material.
    63. I like the dress. It looks like it is made from real girlfriend material.
    64. If I tell you that I would catch you no matter what, then could you fall for me?
    65. Me loves you for long time.
    66. Roses are red, brown is the tree, I was thinking if you want to go out with me.
    67. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like to be all your dreams to come true.
    68. Roses are red, so are your lips – let us get on the dance floor and move our hips!
    69. Roses are red, violets are blue, I would really like to go out with you.
    70. I just want to tell you that you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
    71. I am now looking for a new girl. Would you be interested in this offer?
    72. Your clothes look so uncomfortable on you. Take them off now!
    73. Hello, do I look like a person whom you could learn to love?
    74. Hello beautiful – want to kiss me?
    75. Hello. I just like to tell you that you take my breath away.
    76. Hi, I am James. Let us bond together.
    77. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or I have to walk past you again?
    78. Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I think that I have just fallen in love
    79. You have to be the wind because you have just swept me off my feet.
    80. You are the one I have been wishing on a star for.
    81. Hello, I am new in this town. Could you give me the directions to your house?
    82. Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
    83. Hello, I am really afraid of the dark night. Would you mind sleeping with me?
    84. You are so hot that you are melting my brain!
    85. You are the most beautiful girl in the room.
    86. You have been really naughty! Now go to my room.
    87. What is a good girl like you doing in a bad place like this one?
    88. I saw you and I was singing “Take my breath away, Take my breath away!”
    89. Can I offer you my phone number in case you are ever looking for a guy who will spoil you whenever you want?
    90. Excuse me, but are you a magnet? Because I seem so attracted to you.
    91. What is that perfume you are wearing? Because it has hypnotized me.
    92. May I buy you a cool drink and talk to you for a while?
    93. I have lost my best friend, now can I be yours?
    94. I am looking for my new best friend. Are you interested about it?
    95. I could not think of a pick up line that is good enough for you, so now I just wan to say Hello.

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Top 6 Disney Sexual Innuendos Out of Nowhere

Disney sexual innuendos have filled, for many years, the online environment with effective speculation about the obviously subliminal messages of the world’s most popular cartoons producer. These speculations would have it that Walt Disney inserted into his famous movies perverted images, booming with invisible people who have the only purpose to conceal the unsuitable, sex-related facts in those cartoons. And, if you take plenty of time to look closely at his films, there is some proof that those things might be real after all.

These speculations would have it that Walt Disney inserted into his famous movies perverted images, booming with invisible people who have the only purpose to conceal the unsuitable, sex-related facts in those cartoons. And, if you take plenty of time to look closely at his films, there is some proof that those things might be real after all.

6. Baby Herman’s Inappropriate Finger

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Given the knowingly mature content of Roger Rabbit, and the intense impact of that material mixed with the typically “childish” humor, it is not completely surprising to find that the movie might have had some nasty scenes in it.

Rumor has it the products with the full film on them have been quickly drawn off the racks when the company’s officials noticed the short subtle jokes and mature stuff that Spielberg obviously inserted there and these would not have been noticeable on VHS, but they could be found with far less effort thanks to the developments of technological innovation.

Those sources – as Donald Duck’s claimed use of racist terms against Daffy Duck – are little in contrast to this Baby Herman gossip, which indicates that the foul-mouthed small wretch has a little mature action when he invades the dress of the “nanny.” Strolling under the dress, Herman can be seen with only one finger in the air, before looking thrilled by all that.

5. Esmeralda’s Sensual Body

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In some ways, Hunchback of Notre Dame offered the conspirators some ammo for their shoots on a plate, by presenting a spiritual serious personality involved in a grasping individual fight over his attraction for a younger gypsy woman. It might not be the significant point of the tale, but it is the movie’s large scenario and the framing of the bad character Frollo, who is also in love with her.

Ignoring for a moment the tremendous, and needlessly outlined chest, the picture actually also indicates that Frollo’s fantasy of Esmeralda is that she is actually nude, judging by her overall look. For most of the time, she seems to be very obviously in outfits, but for a single particular time, the wardrobe seems to disappear, and you can now see a little too many details around her inner upper leg that would not be noticeable were she dressed.

This was not initially when the movie fetishes Esmeralda’s nicely shaped body: her first overall look reveals her doing a pretty smutty dancing, such as an unplanned pole dancing, and an lingerie display for Frollo. For some parts of the dancing, Esmeralda’s clothes become suspiciously very tight, switching what once were middle age materials into lycra, displaying off her shapes so much, you can see her ass.

4. Aladdin: “Take Off the Clothes”

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One of the more popular Disney stars, and one of the most daring, this one targeted the scenes where Aladdin – dressed as the royal prince – climbs onto the terrace to visit Princess Jasmin, and to persuade her into thinking that he is not one of the conventional and empty-headed pretenders she is used to.

When he comes, the tiger Rajah wants to defend the princess by becoming aggressive and menacing towards the visitor, who instantly tries to sent him away with the turban, and for hidden purposes known only by inquisitive conspirators or by scenarists, he whispers something that appears to be suspiciously sounding like “good, now take off the clothes.”

At least it did sound that way if you are looking for him to say it, because to our regular ears, it just appears to be a bit complicated – but that is what the speculation said.

They used it to indicate that Disney was motivating the world’s youngsters to have promiscuous sex, even if the exact purpose of that manifest would continue to be seen. Maybe promiscuous sex really makes people to want to have their own Disney products?

3. Speech Impediment Turned into Curses

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Speech impediments are noting to laugh. We go back to 1930s, and the short cartoon The Clock Cleaners. It was a mature time, an easier time, when no one wondered where Donald’s pants are. The allegations of shady Disney behavior were kept under the rug thanks to the media’s lack of attention and higher career demands among young people who had less free time available.

The short animation presented Donald Duck battling with a massive spring, which enraged him so much that through mimicry he obviously loses his temper for a few seconds temporarily and yells “the F word” at the annoying spring.

2. The Lion King’s Buttocks Nose

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According to the eagle-eyed perverts that strike again, the main poster for the re-release in 2002 of The Lion King privately presented the picture of an almost nude lady bending right there and mooning us all. That is if you look very closely and squint, while neglecting what an actual lion’s real face looks like. To be completely sincere, one must admit that this one is really humorous, but it is extremely challenging to get rid of this picture once it gets into your head.

Unfortunately for Disney’s animators, the lion’s appearance simply looks like a naked woman in her lingerie looking the other way. This is the only description for the funny images, especially since the representation of Simba was created for both the initial poster and this re-release, at the same time but in different overall styles.

1. “Sex” All Over the Place

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If the World Wide Web rumormongers are to be considered, Disney artists regularly cover up the word “sex” in the movies in the least apparent locations as some kind of puerile game of hide and seek, and while you have to search in the most difficult places to discover them, in reality they are there for anyone to see it.

The most apparent example is, of course, The Lion king, where appears a dust cloud that seem very dubious, but there are tons of other illustrations, though many of them are probably just proofs of the Rorschach effect.

Disney has actually negated the Lion King sexual innuendo in two occasions, first a Disney spokesperson, John Rhoades, declared that this was only a “perception thing”.

“They are seeing there a thing which in reality does not exist. It is just absurd to think that we would place it in a film containing nothing less than a healthy picture.”

Then one of Disney’s animators for that movie, Tom Sito, verified if there actually was written a word on the cloud, but we were all perceiving it incorrectly. He stated that the characters actually say “S.F.X”, and it was designed to be an Easter egg trademark from the animation division, and that the debate that followed it was absolutely accidental.

Because of course, there is no way that a number of computer artists could ever believe that anyone can probably misconstrue their lively, market in-reference for a sexy term, regardless of the main point that E and F resemble quite a lot, especially when you knowingly cover them in dirt.

The others ones are just individuals investing too lots of their time and energy looking for the phrase SEX in unique places. This is exactly what the company would like us all to believe.

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Where Can you Download the Best iPhone Ring tones?

Everyone who owns an iPhone prefers to have the best gadget on the market and one of first things that iPhone customers want is ring tones. They like to know what ring tones come with the phone and usually only boring and conventional sounds can be heard ringing around.

Nevertheless, you can use your creativity when it comes to your iPhone and its ring-tones, since online you have easy access to the greatest collections of sounds for mobile phones. You can select from thousands of songs out there and set them as a primary ring tone.

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Ringtones iPhone App

If you want to be innovative, you can use this application and assign every contact its very own ring tone. If you do not find there songs that you like, you can make brand new sounds according to your personal preferences and create the songs that you like. You can select from well-known songs that are currently on tops nowadays or you can select different music from the 80’s and 90’s.

Ringtones iPhone App provides various kinds of ring tones: there are traditional ring tones, ring tones for vacation or even relaxing sounds for those of us who are more stressed. There are ring tones mimicking animal sounds, cathedral bells, jungle sounds and a lot more. If you want to use your creativity, you can really make an excellent ring tone album.

One way to get ring tones from a well-known and reliable source is iPhone’s own website. If you have ever used an iPhone, you probably have not heard all the ring tones, so you actually have to register to the 100 % free iPhone news feed for a pod cast so you have the liberty to choose from a long list of ring tones.

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There are thousands of methods to get ring tones for an iPhone, you really have to have a clear idea of what you are looking for. For example, search the vast Reddit sub forum for free iPhone ring tones. Some downloading sources will not be suitable with your iPhone, so it is necessary before getting anything to study all the alerts and technical specs published on the web pages.

You also must keep in mind that your iPhone has a certain space for storage. With all the programs already on the hardware, you have to be careful to not use a lot of memory, since it might affect the performances of the iPhone. You may be capable to discover new ring tones right in your iPhone, not only the ring tones found in Reddit’s songs collection. Some of your favorite TV shows or movies might be already used as a ring tone.

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Use your creativity around iTunes, you will be amazed at what you can hear while visiting their website. Ring tones are awesome to have and setting every time a different sound is nice, but you have to be cautious where you get the song. You will see that at iTunes there are tons of free iPhone ring tones, while you have to pay for others. Try looking at all their services first, you have probably spent many dollars for your iPhone, so you may not want to invest any more on the ring tones.

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Strange Easter Traditions In The World

Easter is almost here, and this is a great opportunity to enhance our knowledge and read about the following strange Easter traditions in the world. Some of them are really unique ways of celebrating Easter.

Czech Republic

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In the Czech Republic the tradition says that men should get a special whip for Easter and then use it on the women they fancy. In return for being whipped by men, women offer them a decorated egg, or money, serving as a thank you, for having been swat by them. If those men have the right age, they would also receive a whiskey shot.

Even though it might sound weird, women who don’t get whipped might be offended, as this means that nobody likes them enough.
However, the next morning, after they have been whipped, women would go out and throw ice cold water on the men that they like. You shouldn’t forget that this is all created to be fun, and usually everybody ends up drunk having a good time.

Cyprus

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In Cyprus there is also the tradition of painting eggs and hiding them, for the kids to find, but they also have a weird contest for teenagers.
The tradition, says that young boys from Cyprus, should scour the neighbourhoods for piece of wood that they would use to create a bonfire. At the end of the day, the neighbourhood with the biggest fire wins the glory. The pieces of wood that the boys have to find, are very limited, and it often happens for the police to be called to come and break up fight over pieces of wood.

Bermuda

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Easter traditions are mainly about religion, as we should not forget we are celebrating the resurrection of Christ. In Bermunda this aspect is being kept alive, but in a different manner. The way people from Bermuda symbolize the fact that Jesus Christ has risen from the dead and went up to Heaven is by flying kites.

But we are not talking about your regular kites. The kites flown by the Bermuda people, may take even weeks to be designed and built. On the Easter day the kites are being flown high in the sky. The best kites are awarded at the end of the day. After Easter day, the kites are dismantled and put away. Since it was created just for that day, there is no reason to fly it twice.

Norway

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One tradition happening in Norway you will most certainly find pretty strange. For Easter, families sit down together and read or watch murder mysteries, and at the end they all the family tries to figure out who the murderer was. This has become so popular that before Easter, many companies go out of their ways to get ready for the Easter massacre, to keep up with the religion the country is following.

The big TV stations in Norway, have a special program for Easter, where they would show only murder mysteries. Publishing companies would look for books about murder mysteries and would only release them for Easter. Also, the milk cartoons have a special design for Easter, with special cartoons and mini murder stories.

France

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This next tradition might be something you have never heard before. In France there is a special day named Silent Saturday. On the days before Easter, the churches in France, would stop ringing the bells, as in this way they remember people about the death of Jesus Christ.

If a child was to ask their parents why have the bells stopped ringing, they would be told that, the bells have left their towers and flew to Rome so they can see the Pope. When coming back to France, the bells would drop colored eggs and candy for every children to enjoy. Flying bells…how is that for a replacement of the Easter Bunny?

Poland

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Every country that celebrates Easter, has its own traditional foods and dinners. Poland is one of those countries who go for the fancy centerpiece to put on the Easter dinner table. The tradition out there, is to make a butter lamb, and by butter lamb we mean a lamb made entirely out of butter.

These “sculptures” are made by hand, but during the past years, there have been designed lamb molds which are being used more frequently, as they are more precise with the details.

The question is, what do you do with a butter lamb?
Two things: first it is a symbol that represents the arrival of spring and second one, well…you eat it.

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Blue Dress, White Dress, Which Is The Real Colour?

dressBlue dress, white dress, which is the real colour? This has been the question that has created actual web wars.

The world of social media is a place where many things can happen. When there are so many people in a single “place” there are also many opinions and in some cases to many opinions.

The simple fact that a simple picture has managed to create an online war going on , is, well, normal on the internet. For an entire day, people on social media, have been arguing, whether an image portrays a bodycon dress as, white with gold lace fringe, or blue with black lace fringe.
The discussion has created two sides and both of them stood firm on their positions. The argument is beyond a simple social media fight, and is about biology and the evolution of the human eyes and brains in seeing colour in sunlight.

Light enters the human eye trough lens and different wavelengths correspond to different colours. Th light hits the retina exactly in the back of the eye the place where pigments create neural connections to the visual cortex, the area of the brain that processes this specific signals into images.

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That firs burst of light, is created by whatever type of wavelengths are illuminating the world and that reflects on the things you are looking at.

You don’t have to worry about anything, as your brain figures out the color by itself and recognises the color that bounces off the things you are looking at, and subtracts the color from the actual color of the object.
Scientists have stated to have studied individual differences in the colour perception for the past 30 years and it seems to be one of the biggest individual differences ever seen.
However, the image of the dress, has hit a sort of perceptual boundary which may be caused by how people are wired.

The chromatic axis differs from the pinky red shade of dawn to the white-ish blue of noontime and then goes back to reddish twilight.

“What’s happening here is your visual system is looking at this thing, and you’re trying to discount the chromatic bias of the daylight axis,” stated Bevil Conway, a neuroscientist who studies vision and colours at Wellesley College.

He added that there are two possibilities, they either not take into consideration the blue side, and they end up seeing white and gold, or not take into consideration the gold part, and end up seeing blue and black.

The main idea is that you brain is trying to interpolate a specific colour context for the picture and then releases an answer for the colour of the dress. Even a neuroscientist who said that he saw the colour of the dress as being white and gold, stated that the dress is most probably blue.

He added that he printed out the picture and cut a little piece of it and looked at it, and said that the colour was somewhere in between, not that dark blue colour. The brain attributed the color blue due to the lighting. Others attribute it to the dress.

A design and photo team, has tried to find an explanation on how others see the dress white and gold as they definitely saw the dress blue. They tried to white-balance the pictures based on that idea,even though it didn’t make any sense. What they saw was blue in highlights, telling them that the white they saw was blue and the gold was black.

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When reversing the process, balancing the darkest pixel of the picture and the body con dress appeared blue and black. In that moment it was clear that the correct point in the picture to balance from was the black point.

This means when context is changing, so will the visual perceptions of people. Many of the people will see the blue on the white background as blue. But when put on a background some people might perceive to as white.

The moral of the story? Those who see the dress as white, are completely wrong.
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