Prepare to Feel Old

feel od, backt to the future style

Ah, the high adventure of traveling back in time 30 years. Marty McFly did it. Will you? If you were a child of the 80′s, this graphic will indeed make you feel old. Imagine for a second if you were in the Back to the Future movies. Would you go gamble at a casino owned by Biff Tannen? I for one would rather stay home and play some Classic arcade games than go to a casino owned by Mr. Tannen. Sure, it might be fun to play at one of his casinos for a while. But once you remember how and why it was built, you’ll probably want to make like a tree and..”get out of there.”

22 Ridiculous Library Books

Think your local library doesn’t have any completely ridiculous books? Think again. As Buzzfeed and Virgin Mobile demonstrate, your library has plenty of ridiculous books.

That’s one small step for a cat. One giant leap for shroom-filled cats all over the land. You can see a list of 22 absurd library books over at Buzzfeed.

By Red Red Wine

A Hilarious Guidebook to the Don’ts of Parenting: My Bad Parent

By: Ben Adelman

Every parent has done a few things they’re afraid will scar their children for life, both physically and mentally. No one’s perfect, after all. But there are some people in this world that have done some spectacularly stupid things to their children, and were either proud enough or oblivious enough to not only take pictures of these bonding moments, but to post them online as well. Troy Osinoff has made it his business to collect these precious images of mankind’s destruction of the gene pool, and shares them with the world on his popular website, MyBadParent.com. Now Troy has compiled some of his favorites from his photo album and published them in book form: My Bad Parent, which is about the age old axiom “Do as I say, not as I did, because if you do that, you’ll probably end up in jail.”

Ok, you get three guesses. Who do you think is having more fun in this picture?

Contained in this fun sized 161 page paperback is what one might call the Hall of Fame of Troy’s website, grouped into chapters according to theme: kids and sex, kids and booze, kids and near cases of child abuse, you know, all the good stuff you remember from when you were small.

I picked up a copy of this book recently, and found it to be very well put together. Its small size and picture dominated format make it a great coffee table reader or holiday present for a coworker or extended family member with a twisted sense of humor, or any sense of humor at all. Its pretty hard not to laugh at some of the antics contained within. I won’t spoil any of the fun for you, just know that within the pages of this book are the following gems:

1. A baby duct taped to the wall (with her stuffed duck strung up next to her)

2. Another baby wearing condoms as socks (while playing with another condom as a balloon.)

3. The saddest baby of them all, being posed with what is quite probably the decomposed body of her grandmother.

4. A child being fed to wild raccoons.

5. A BABY WITH A SHOTGUN.

Yep, now you want this book, don’t you? I thought so. You can pick it up at Amazon.com, Barnes and Noble, or your local bookstore if they carry it.