As a new year begins we are full of hope and expectation for the coming 365 days. Whatever you do, don’t go and spoil the positive vibes by buying one of the worst calendars for 2014.
The Welsh Phone Boxes Calendar
While it’s not summer yet, most of us still enjoy a rich flavored ice-cream from time to time, dreaming of the upcoming warm sunny days when the cold creamy dessert will once again rule over all our sweets options. Most of us, however, are used to and prefer some old fashioned, classic ice – cream flavors, from chocolate, to pistachios, from tantalizing vanilla, to refreshing forest fruits, sometimes topped with whip cream, caramel sauce and sprinkles of any kind. However, there are some folks who in the last years became addicted to new flavors, as the imagination of ice – cream makers seems to know no limits – flavors that very well mimic food or entire dinner feasts. There are at least four weird ice – cream types that taste like food and the puzzling fact about them is that they record an enormous success.
Perhaps this is not such a bad idea, no matter how odd it seems (after having a steak to have a pizza flavored ice – cream, for instance). Imagine you are dieting hard and french fries, pasta or juicy tenderloins are out of the question. But you are craving and secretly dreaming of fat burgers, oversize pizza slices and rivers of chocolate. What can you do to satisfy your nerve – shattering cravings and still follow your dietary plan? Instead of sneaking to the fridge and devastate it, you get yourself a nice food – flavored ice – cream without feeling too much guilt, as even weird food flavored ice – creams have less calories than a real hotdog. So let’s see together 4 weird food flavored ice – creams and pick our poison for the summer or for dieting in any season.
So you feel like eating lobster, but let’s face it, this isn’t something everybody affords to have on a weekly basis. But to satisfy your craving, you can go to Bar Harbor, Maine, and have Ben & Bill’s Chocolate Emporium signature lobster ice – cream, a creamy dreamy delight that has little to do with chocolate, but a lot with luxury sea – food.
Ah, the French. These culinary arts masters that aim to surprise and tease foodies everywhere with their magnificent creations. If you had real French foie gras and loved every bite, fret no more, as ice – cream artisan Philippe Faur managed the impossible: give ice – cream the foie gras taste it deserved. Among the most weird food flavored ice – creams ever, this one is a signature dessert dating back to 2005. It is quite popular and if you ever want to try it, go for the original.
Now if you happen to visit Venezuela, you should know that you can actually taste spaghetti and cheese ice – cream at the Heladeria Coromoto, home of the world’s most weird food flavored ice creams. Spaghetti and cheese is perhaps the most mundane choice of all, as you can also have tuna ice – cream, ham and cheese, chicken and rice, steak and so on. Your taste-buds will explode in pleasure, while your calories count will still stay on the charts. What can be more brilliant than that? There are around 900 different weird food flavored ice – creams in that place and you can be the most peckish of people, it’s impossible not to find something to your liking.
By the looks of it, people seem to get very fond of sea – food flavored ice – cream and where else to go for the powerful oyster taste, if not Japan? Namja Town, to be exact, a place where oysters are not the only dish to inspire ice – cream, but are certainly the most popular. In Namja Town you can also find beef tongue ice – cream and a lot of other interesting flavors, but the oyster type actually has small bits and chunks of oysters in the ice – cream. Wow! Have a lemon with you, just in case.
Don’t believe peoples’ creativity stopped here. When it comes to weird food flavored ice – cream, you can have tens of other choices, depending on your soft – spots and cravings. From raw horse flesh flavored ice – cream (this one can make any human’s skin crawl at the idea) to goat cheese ice – cream, the possibilities seem endless, exciting, downright odd and even funny. But they are popular indeed and some places actually turned the cities they’re in into touristic hot – spots.
Billboards are great for giving us useful information as we drive by; such as what a burger looks like or what a giant person wearing underwear would look like. However, the worst billboards fails around also give us something to laugh at as we walk or drive past.
You think it’s too early to address the sensitive subject of the Valentines’ Day? Maybe, but if you weren’t born yesterday, you know what’s coming: endless pink ribbons, rivers of chocolate, online gift ideas lists and tons of heartfelt, warm, loving cards. And the funny batch of cards for the trolls, of course. Now there is a lot of debate surrounding this glorious day of celebrating love, as some condemn it for turning into a shopping frenzy which has less and less to do with the actual love, while others are happy to show affection through well – thought gifts, carefully chosen cards and thoroughly – planned surprises.
But since we aim for an early start and you will have your fair share of suggestions and ideas regarding presents, personalized messages and party places you won’t want to miss this year, we collected a few Valentines’ Day Cards that speak the truth as it is and, in all honesty, we don’t recommend you to use if the other party doesn’t have a rock-solid sense of humor. Why did we chose these particular ones? For your inspiration only and for you to admit that sometimes, in the darkest corners of your minds, you thought about sending at least one of these. Ad because we appreciate honesty. And people who are brave enough to speak their minds. There. Six Valentines’ Day Cards that speak the truth nobody really wants to hear.
Now besides the not-so-smooth-language, this Valentine Day card says everything very plain and very simple. Now you can’t assume that all back – alley hookers are addicted to crack, so you’d like to be more specific so discrimination accusations to not follow you back home and stab you in the back, but this is love in one of its most honest moments. If your partner has a clue on the effects of crack, the message will be even more appreciated. Effects, not overdose symptoms, there’s a difference.
You know that saying that goes like “You’re special, just like everybody else?” Now to be “special” meant something back in the day, now it turned into one of the most mundane and boring compliments. Yeah, we are all cool. So how about being even cooler than cool and acknowledge the fact that we are just random? And chickens. Chickens is a must. Don’t develop further.
Come on, this is a true piece of artwork in the stash of Valentines’ Day cards that speak the truth. What? Don’t you like to hear somebody appreciates your rack? Of course you do! Oh, you mean it’s wrong to be in a couple where only racks matter? Boy, if all women in all the world would have put a cent aside every time they thought about that, we would’ve eradicated famine decades ago.
Oh you kids, everything you think about is doing each other! Oh, so young, so full of life, so honest! If you receive this and doesn’t make you laugh until you fall off the chair, you should work on those humor skills of yours.
What’s pink ribbons when you can have bacon? And what’s wrong with celebrating the glorious feeling mankind was blessed with if not with a healthy, shared – in – bed bacon centered breakfast? Love goes through the stomach and it’s not just a man thing, you know…
Yes, some ladies are a bit confused when it comes to what they want and what they need (and men are twice as much if we are to tell the truth) so somebody should come forward and speak the unspeakable words. And this is quite a ballsy love statement which can get both ways, so if you are still pondering if you should or shouldn’t put your heart and mind on the plate, use this Valentines Day card. Good luck!
Now we hope we didn’t offend anybody and you had a few laughs with these Valentines’ Day cards that speak the truth. If you have your own examples don’t be selfish and share them with the rest of the trolls! A huge “Thank You” and “We love you” to our sources.
There is no news that getting hired for the first time in your early career journey or switch the company for a better, more secure job is not an easy feat these days. Actually, it seems so hard to accomplish, that some people seem to have erased everything they knew, heard, learned or accidentally discovered on the Internet related to recruiting, how – to guides and long lists of do’s and don’ts that HR managers repeated over the years to the point of making themselves sick. Some people, against all odds, seem to live in a parallel world of human job recruitment and over the years, the funniest job applications circled the Internet for the amusement and amazement of all the others who are still lacked of imagination enough to write textbook applications.
If you want to step away of the conformist heard and join the crazy bunch, we started to surf the net for a while and came up with 4 peoples’ job applications that won’t get you hired, but turn you into an Internet star. And in some circumstances, this might sound even better than a job in an ABC store. However, since you can’t believe everything that dwells the web, you can also assume some of them are hoaxes, fakes or just media pranks.
This is not truly a fresh one but it turned out viral in social networks lately, proving to all managers worldwide that when somebody wants a job so badly, there is nothing to stand against them and his future place in the company. This one should be hired just for being motivated, ingenious, persistent, prone to research and able to correct his mistakes, determinate and passionate. Ideal candidate profile! Check the textbook and see if it’s not true! So don’t just optimize your online profile and wait for recruiters to look for you, hunt down that job and nail it!
So this is a cover letter sent by a person looking for a job in…radio…? It is unclear though, as you go deeper and deeper into his or her hallucination, it’s hard to understand if he or she applies for a sexy chat service or a radio station. Either way, if you want your job application to become viral, all you need to do is talk about your precognitive skills and the projection of your inner animal, preferably an interesting and nonexistent one, like a unicorn or cockatrice or manticore for that matter.
Now if this is for real… Hat down to the desperate graduate who just turned his / her family’s thousands of dollars spent on his / her education into a complete waste of time. But let’s face it, honesty is the most valuable trait a manager is looking into the employees and this one here just scored First Prize. He / she is awesome, obviously, and not afraid to show it, understands that at some point, the family’s efforts, time and wisely spent money have to be repaid in a royally manner and everything the employer must do to validate this young graduate’s life and hopes for a better future is to offer him / her a job. And he / she is kinda sincere so what else can you ask?
Now this guy managed three things with his cover letter: make you laugh, break your heart and get you curious about him. This is a winner combination most graduates won’t nail not even after a thousand “by the book” job applications. Sources back in the day were asking themselves if this guy isn’t just the biggest troll that ever blessed the recruitment world, or if he is this genuinely naive, sincere and open – hearted. Tough one to break, but for virality purposes, you can try pull a similar job too. But this guy? This guy is Divinity’s gift to HR specialists.
For hiring purposes, honesty is perfect and getting the future boss curious enough to call you in for an interview is even better. Some peoples’ job applications that won’t get you hired, but turn you into an Internet star are as funny as can be, still, some old school strategies might be more helpful.