Among the finest inventions ever made by mankind you will find the internet, selfies, ice cream and slippers. Yes, there is nothing like slipping on a pair of awesome slippers and making yourself at home.
The Rug Slippers
The beautiful thing about these slippers is that when you arenâ€™t using them they form part of a lovely rug. The horrible thing about them is that when you are using them you leave an awful slipper shaped hole in your lovely rug.
The Feet Slippers
Who wouldnâ€™t want to walk around their house with the comfort of having a couple of giant, rubbery feet on? These look like fun slippers to wear, although you might get some strange looks if you ever answer the door with them on.
The Fish Slippers
I just canâ€™t imagine any good reasons for sticking a pair of stinking fish onto my feet. I guess that these arenâ€™t real fish but they still look weird for putting on your feet. In fact, I can recommend staying clear of fish based clothing for any part of your body.
The Baby Slippers
I canâ€™t work out if these are truly awesome slippers or absolutely terrible ones. Walking about the house with a couple of fake babies on your feet has got to be one of the strangest things you could do with your leisure time. If you have any real babies at home then you will want to be really careful to put on the slippers and not the little darlings when you want to walk around comfortably. I say this because babies make for pretty uncomfortable slippers.
The Cleaning Slippers
What a great idea this is. In fact, I think that I might buy a pair of these awesome slippers for everyone who lives in my house. No one will find anything suspicious about that, will they?
The Car Slippers
These are among the coolest and most comfortable slippers you will ever see but they donâ€™t exactly look like the most practical, do they? Would you not end up flat on your face when you tried to walk with these beauties on? Unless you have a great sense of balance it is definitely a risk.
The Light Up Slippers
The idea of slippers that light up is just so clever that I can hardly stand it. This is a great idea for those late night trips to the bathroom when you just canâ€™t be bothered switching on the lights.
The Tank Slippers
These tank slippers look ideal for anyone wanting to play at some warm games in their living room.
The Grass Slippers
There are few things in life as satisfying as feeling the grass under your feet and between your toes. Thanks to these clever, awesome slippers you can feel this sensation even when you are lounging about inside the house. An alternative is to replace all of your flooring with grass, which sounds pretty good when I think about it.
The Poo Slippers
How horrible are these slippers? They look just like a couple of steaming piles of poo. It would be fun to see other peopleâ€™s reactions but I canâ€™t help thinking that I would feel a bit squeamish whenever I slip on these stinkers.