The Creepy Santas You Don’t Want to Let Down Your Chimney

Santa is one of those cheery characters who add a bit of joy, mystery and charm to the world. Err, except when he goes all weird and creepy.

Here are some of the most creepy Santa pictures to make you think twice about leaving out milk and cookies for the chubby chap this year.

The Stern Santa

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Isn’t Mr Claus meant to be unfailingly cheery? This guy looks like he should be working in a post office and frowning whenever you ask for another stamp. Don’t build your hopes up on this stern Santa bringing your kids the gifts they asked for this year.

The Toothy Santa

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Is it just me or should be there some unwritten rule that Santa shouldn’t ever bare his teeth? Maybe there is and this wacky Father Christmas was just being rebellious.

The Crying Santa

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The interview for a role as Santa should be quite simple really. You’ve got the gut, red looks good on you and you aren’t allergic to fake beards. The job’s yours. Hang on though; a couple of screaming brats aren’t likely to reduce you to tears, are they?

Creepy Santa and the Big Kid

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There are at least 3 questions that came rushing urgently into my mind when I first saw this photo. First of all, why is a grown man sitting on creepy Santa’s knee? Secondly, why did he choose to take a woodwind instrument into the grotto with him? Then there is the third point, about the weirdly skimpy clothing the man-child has on.

The Young Santa

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There’s something not quite right about this photo, isn’t there? Is it maybe the fact that Santa looks younger than the person sitting on his youthful knees? This baby faced bringer of Christmas joy looks as though he should be writing his own list of things he wants.

The Really Creepy Santa

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What in the name of Rudolph is going on here? That isn’t just the creepiest Santa I have ever seen, it is also the creepiest thing in general I have had the blinding misfortune to set my eyes on. Speaking of eyes, since when did Santa Claus not have any?

The Shifty Santa

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This is a festive cheer bringer I wouldn’t trust to get within a million miles of my chimney. Apart from the downright shifty eyes you only have to look at the rakish angle of his wrist to see that this is a Santa not to be messed with.

The Dangerously Unbalanced Santa

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If Jack Nicholson were to play Claus this is the kind of dangerously unbalanced look he would bring to the role.

The Snarling Santa

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I honestly don’t know where to start with this creep Santa. Well, let’s see; why are the two girls apparently so much taller than him? And why is he grimacing or snarling? The girl with the puzzled look is definitely on the Naughty list this year, I reckon.

Sleepy Santa

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Here’s a tip for any Santas this year; take a nap before meeting the kids. It’s a long shift picking up children all day long and listening to their long lists of unnecessary things they want. It’s enough to send anyone off for a quick nap.

10 Most Popular New Movie Releases for 2015

This year was packed with great new movie releases, but it appears that 2015 is shaping up to be even better, movie-wise. 2015 is going to be the year when we get a new Star Wars movie! That should be enough for many to call 2015 the best year for movie in recent history. If that’s not enough for you, take a look at the most popular new movie releases for the year that follows.

10. Terminator: Genisys (2015)new movie releases terminator

IMDb Storyline: The year is 2029. John Connor, leader of the resistance continues the war against the machines. At the Los Angeles offensive, John’s fears of the unknown future begin to emerge when TECOM spies reveal a new plot by SkyNet that will attack him from both fronts; past and future, and will ultimately change warfare forever.

Our take on it: If you need a reason to watch a new Terminator movie which stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, then you’re simply insane. We are trembling with excitement at the thought of seeing Arnold in his leather suit!

9. Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)new movie releases pitch perfect

IMDb Storyline: Collegiate a cappella group the Barden Bellas enter into an international competition that no American team has ever won.

Our take on it: To be honest, the success of Pitch Perfect 1 took many by surprise, but it appears that the need for a sequel was created. We think it’s going to be quite a blockbuster, this one!

8. Ant-Man (2015)new movie releases ant man

IMDb Storyline: Armed with a super-suit with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, con-man Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help his mentor, Dr. Hank Pym, plan and pull off a heist that will save the world.

Our take on it: Ant-Man has got to be the weirdest of all the superheroes of the world. The craze for the superhero blockbusters is starting to die out and with this movie, Hollywood seems to have scraped the bottom of the barrel. Sorry, but we think it’s going to be quite a flop!

7. Jupiter Ascending (2015)new movie releases jupiter ascending

IMDb Storyline: In the future, a young destitute human woman gets targeted for assassination by the Queen of the Universe, and begins her destiny to finish the Queen’s reign.

Our take on it: The Wachowskis are at it again! We can’t wait to see what the brother and sister have come up with now. The movie is starring Mila Kunis, Eddie Redmayne and Channing Tatum.

6. Home (2015)new movie releases home

IMDb Storyline: When Earth is taken over by the overly confident Boov, an alien race in search of a new place to call home…

Our take on it: It’s a Disney animated movie about aliens starring Jennifer Lopes and Rihanna. We love Disney and are absolutely positive that this one is going to be a hit!

5. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015)new movie releases mockingjay

IMDb Storyline: After being symbolized as the ‘Mockingjay’ Katniss Everdeen and District 13 engage in an all-out revolution against the autocratic Capitol.

Our take on it: The Hunger Games have such a huge fan base that it’s going to be hard to discuss anything else, around the launch of this franchise’s part 2.

4. Insurgent (2015)new movie releases insurgent

IMDb Storyline: Beatrice Prior must confront her inner demons and continue her fight against a powerful alliance which threatens to tear her society apart.

Our take on it: Shailene Woodley was brilliant in Divergent and the movie wasn’t bad at all. We hope Insurgent is at least as good as the first part, even though sequels usually aren’t.

3. Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)new movie releases fifty shades of grey

IMDb Storyline: Literature student Anastasia Steele’s life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.

Our take on it: This franchise has gathered as much criticism as it has praise, but one thing is for sure: you need to go see this movie to know in which category you belong to.

2. Jurassic World (2015)new movie releases jurassic world

IMDb Storyline: Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond. After 10 years of operation and visitor rates declining, in order to fulfill a corporate mandate, a new attraction is created to re-spark visitor’s interest, which backfires horribly.

Our take on it: Jurassic Park is a movie that has shaped the young minds of many people and a new movie is definitely going to draw a huge crowd. We just hope it’s done well.

1. Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015)new movie releases star wars

IMDb Storyline: A continuation of the saga created by George Lucas set thirty years after Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi.

Our take on it: It’s a new Star Wars movie directed by J.J. Abrams starring Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill. That’s reason alone to stay alive until 2015, don’t you think?

Which one are you dying to see?

5 Awesome Christmas Card Ideas

Christmas is almost here! The tree needs decorating and the Christmas cards need creating. If you’re in the dark about what direction to take with your family’s Christmas card, you’re in luck! We’ve got 5 awesome and clever Christmas card ideas that are going to be a smash hit! If we were to only give out one single advice for your family’s Christmas card this year is to not take yourselves too seriously. Keep it light, fun and funny. And don’t forget to smile.

5. Make Your Own Christmas Cardchristmas card ideas handmade

Everybody can take a unique picture and slap it on a Christmas card, it’s simple! But not everybody’s creative enough to make their own Christmas cards from scratch. If you’re looking for homemade Christmas card ideas, look no further! Making a Christmas card has never been easier with a Cricut machine or Stampin Up. A handmade DYI Christmas card will always be more appreciated than a store-bought one. Recycle old materials and photos and create a gift that is going to show how much you like Christmas (a nice picture holder is easy and inexpensive to make).

4. Mi-ni-malchristmas card ideas minimal

Yes, you can do something completely un-Christmassy and go as minimal as possible in your photo. Black and white photos are going to be a huge hit with friends and family. Keep it simple: no horrible sweaters, no weird hairdos and definitely no serial-killer smiling. Try to choose clothes that aren’t going to be able to place you in a certain time frame. Go for cool timeless, if you can. If you’re a couple, don’t choose the classic matching-sweater for couples route. You’re an adult, so act like one.

3. Awkward Family Photos – Christmas Editionchristmas card ideas awkward

If you’re not new to the internet, then surely you know of the best website there is on the web, Awkward Family Photos. It’s a place where all the best quirky, weird and plain scary family pictures are posted. We urge you to spend a little while browsing the website and we can assure you that in a matter of minutes, you will get a Christmas card idea that is going to both delight and scare your loved ones. Why be boring, when families can be so much fun and weird?

2. Pets Galorechristmas card ideas grumpy cat

Got a cute pet? The Christmas card isn’t complete without them. Make sure they’re included, not just as a piece of furniture, but as active members of the family. Unfortunately, animals aren’t easy to work with and especially to photograph. If you’ve got one dog or a cat, then you’re in the clear, but more dogs or cats simply spell trouble and we suggest you do yourself and them a favor by not including them in your Christmas picture.

1. Tormenting the Childrenchristmas card ideas children

The best type of Christmas card is, naturally, one in which everyone looks their best, but where’s the fun in that? If you’ve got kids, a toddler or any kind of baby, it’s time you put them to good use and have some fun. How about you dress them up in nice and embarrassing outfits so that they can remember you for decades to come? Therapists need to keep their jobs, right? And a hideous sweater will help them do that.

Make sure you put some effort into writing and creating the greeting messages or message. The greeting should be simple and to the point, not too emotional, but not too cold. Display your love for the Holiday season with a nice font and wording, it’s a letter/card that’s going to be seen by many, so put some thought into creating it.

Looking for more inspiration for Christmas cards ideas? Then we suggest you try Pinterest or Tumblr.

The Strangest and Most Exciting 2015 Calendars

Jeez, where did 2014 go? It whizzed past us in a blur of weird news, overexposed celebrities and other frankly unlikely stuff.

So how will we celebrate the start of a new year? By buying a strange 2015 calendar, that’s how.

The Fish of South America

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I love fish and I love South America but could I handle a whole year of the region’s fish? Wouldn’t it have been a good idea to make this a less specific 2015 calendar? What about Fish of the World or even Water-Based Wildlife of South America? I would gladly buy either of them instead.

The 2015 Calendar of Optical Illusions

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Can you imagine the state of your brain if you spent all of 2015 looking at this calendar? Optical illusions are brilliant in moderation but a whole flipping year of them would leave you wondering which way was up and why the whole world would never stop spinning.

The 2015 Welsh Postboxes Calendar

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One of last year’s weirdest calendars was the astonishingly dull and pointless Disappearing Red Telephone Boxes of Wales. Well, this coming year is going to be even less exciting for anyone who is tempted to hang some of Wales’ least interesting objects on their wall. This photo shows us January, with a delightful, err, Welsh postbox. It kind of carries on in the same vein for month after torturous month after this.

The Bad Cat 2015 Calendar

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Can you handle 365 days of cats gone bad? This weird 2015 calendar promises a rebellious and feckless feline for every single day of the year. The cover’s warning of “feline material not suitable for children” will certainly perk up a few people’s interest levels, I would think.

Yoga Dogs 2015 Calendar

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Is it just me or are people now coming up with any old nonsense to put on calendars? I would like to teach my dog some yoga but I’m not convinced that he would fully appreciate the spiritual benefits on offer. He probably couldn’t hold the mountain pose for long either.

The Weird Mushrooms Calendar

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I’m as interested in weird mushrooms as the next person, provided that the next person doesn’t really give a flying monkey’s belly button fluff about freaking ridiculous mushrooms. Why would you even want to look at this stuff for a whole 365 days? It would drive you mad and quite possibly lead to mushroom based hallucinations.

The NYC Taxi Drivers 2015 Calendar

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If you are delighted by the image of this hot-loving hunk of taxi cab-ness then there is a perfect calendar for you. All of New York City’s most photogenic cab drivers have been slapped in here for your pleasure.

Extraordinary Chickens

The Strangest and Most Exciting 2015 Calendars

There is only one piece of useful advice contained in this whole article and here it is; don’t be fooled into buying an Ordinary Chickens calendar this year. Sure it might look cute and hard to resist but those chickens are just so ordinary. Instead, you should look to buy a calendar filled with Extraordinary Chickens. What’s the difference? If you need to ask then it’s time to get with the groove, dude.

Outhouses 2015 Calendar

 The Strangest and Most Exciting 2015 Calendars

The world is filled with all sorts of outhouses, from glamorous to rustic and from scenically placed to poorly positioned and smelly. They are all gathered together in one of the weirdest 2015 calendars.

Top 10 Ugly Christmas Sweater Ideas

Ah, the Ugly Christmas Sweater. A Christmas tradition that started, like many things that now hold the word “ugly” in their name, in the ‘80s. Initially hand-knitted outfits by grandmas everywhere, they were honestly offered as gifts and begrudgingly worn for exactly as long as it was really necessary, not one day more. Their winter theme and contrasting colours were a staple of the festive holiday season, often worn by TV anchors as an invitation to make the Christmas seem cosier and ever more homey.  After falling out of favour for almost two decades, the ‘10s are seeing a resurgence of the Christmas jumper, whether ironic or honest, with even high-street and designer brands getting in on the fun and profit. With the holiday season approaching, here are 10 ugly Christmas sweaters to add a dash of camp to your winter parties under the tree lights.

1.     Star Wars

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The depiction of Luke Skywalker dangling from the ceiling in the Wampa cave, from The Empire Strikes Back, is one of the most iconic scenes in the franchise and now it can rest on your chest. Homemade and posted online on Pinterest, this jumper has now spawned countless remakes at the DIY hands of fans.

2.     Hulk Hogan’s Muscle Christmas

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The yellow Hulk Hogan handlebar moustache, the trademark gold cross, as well a few sets of weights would have been enough to drive the point home, but the Happy Holidays message being written in the famous Hulkmania font makes this the kind of party sweater that you would not call ugly to its face.

3.     Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal

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As Christmas-related pop culture references go, this one makes the cross-over to the early 90s, towards the initial decline of the ugly Christmas sweater, but it doesn’t get much Christmas-y than that. The quote from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is a classic and deserves to be on more clothes and in any size, for kids,  men and women to own.

4.     Slayer

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Legendary thrash metal band Slayer’s best decade was arguably the 1980s, so a Slayer Christmas sweater makes total sense. Want to show your metal affinities this Christmas, but also worry that you might be a bit chilly and there’s no moshpit in sight, a place where to throw yourself to keep you warm? Change your usual Reign in Blood T-shirt with this marvellous Christmas sweater, bound to keep your torso as warm and light as the very bowels of Hell.

5.     Contra

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Or maybe what you miss most about the 80s is not the loud music, but the devilishly difficult Japanese side-scrolling gun-and-run video games. Of course that’s not too specific; just feast your eyes on this Contra sweater, where the knitting patter of the sleeves and the cheap pixel art pattern of the torso blend seamlessly and is sure to bring the Christmas spirit even in the year 2633.

6.     Vintage Cat

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How could an Internet list be without at least one cat in it? Before the knitted ugly Christmas sweater even became a thing, adorably tacky greeting cards were all the rage, usually depicting cats or dogs, and now you can wear them!

7.     Dinosaurs

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Hey, remember what else was big if you were a kid in the 80s? That’s right, dinosaurs! The triceratops and the funny sauropod seem at home among other, more traditional cute Christmas motifs in store on etsy and other stores.

8.     For Her

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While most Christmas jumper are gender neutral, models that are more suited for the female shape also exist, with a longer torso being able to turn it into an impromptu dress of sorts, so keep this idea in mind when you start knitting on those sexy vests. Bonus points if you’ve got matching ones, for couples (and your dog).

9.     Reggie Watts’ Black Santa

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At the forefront of the ugly Christmas sweater revival one can find comedian, musician, improvisation master and sweater aficionado Reggie Watts. He wears many sweaters, but he doesn’t even buy most of them. Wardrobe people from all the video or photo appearances he makes just seem to bring new and new ones to him, which must be nice.

10.The Whole Family

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Look, the title didn’t promise anything about being practical. Going for this sweater means making a commitment and maybe you’re just not family-man enough. On the plus side, if this were a contest, you’d all be winners.