Now that Dumb and Dumber To is on its way to hit the theaters this fall, we think this is a good time to remind you how hilariously funny and dumb those two guys, Harry and Lloyd, were in the first Dumb and Dumber movie. A painfully true comedy, we may add. We offer youÂ 12 brilliant moments from the 1994 movie.
1. Â When Harry realized the truth about long term relationships
â€śYeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attentionâ€ť
2. When Lloyd realized how hard life is
â€śWe’ve got no food, we got no jobs… our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLIN’ OFF!â€ť
3. When Harry and Lloyd had the most inspiring communication ever
Harry: â€śIt’s a cardigan but thanks for noticingâ€ť
Lloyd: â€śYeah, killer boots manâ€ť
Â 4. When they totally nailed the truth about the dream job
Harry: â€śI can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!â€ť
Lloyd: Â â€śYeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.â€ť
5.Â When they accidentally gave a new meaning to a word
Harry: â€śOne time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzuâ€ť.
Mary: â€śReally? That’s weirdâ€ť.
Harry: â€śYeah, we called it a bullshitâ€ť.
6. Â When Lloyd smoothly criticized how seniors are seen
Lloyd: â€śWell, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?â€ť
Elderly Woman: â€śOf courseâ€ť.
Lloyd: â€śThanks. Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me! â€ť
7.Â When Harry summed up how not having money feels
â€śYou just drove a sixth of the way in the wrong direction! We don’t have enough money to get to Aspen! We don’t have enough money to get home! We don’t have enough money to eat! We don’t have enough money to sleep!â€ť
8.Â When Harry and Lloyd make fun of pretentious high-class charity events
Lloyd: â€śAll we gotta do is show a little class and a little sophistication and we’re in like a dirty shirtâ€ť
Harry: â€śDon’t worry, we can show class and sophistica – oh, would you look at the funbags on that ole horsehoundâ€ť
Lloyd: â€śI’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chiantiâ€ť
9.Â When Harry reminds us how hilariously clingy we can be when we like someone
Mary tells Harry when he asks her what are the chances of them being together: â€śOne in a millionâ€ť
Harry: â€śSo you’re telling me there’s a chance?! YEAH!â€ť
10.Â When Lloyd exposes the meaning of romance better than a philosopher
â€śThe first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where Iâ€™d do anything to bone her.â€ť
11. When Harry shows us how easy it is to lose opportunities, proving what a good titleâ€śdumb and dumberâ€ť is
Girl: â€śHi guys. Weâ€™re going on a national bikini tour, and weâ€™re looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competitionâ€ť.
Harry: â€śYou are in luck! Thereâ€™s a town about three miles that way. Iâ€™m sure youâ€™ll find a couple guys thereâ€ť
Girl: â€śOkay, thanksâ€ť
12. Â When Harry painfully reminded us how dumb we are when we like someone
â€śYesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my legâ€ť
So this is our list with the funniest quotes from â€śDumb and Dumberâ€ť. Would you like to add up any other quote?