Has everyone heard about bayifier.com yet? If you haven’t, you need to pause, open a new tab and go there. Upload a classy, wholesome photo of yourself or someone you know and then proceed to give it the Michael Bay treatment by adding bombs, guns, explosions, fighter jets, fast cars and a Shia head (I’m not sure how you pronounce Shia, but in my head it’s always to the tune of the Chia pets jingle – “Sh-sh-sh-shia!!!”).

I’ve started a petition to upgrade the bayifier to work on video clips but since it’s a fansite, I’m guessing they don’t have a huge budget or team of developers at the ready. I also don’t really know what format to put the petition on, so it’s currently on 3-hole notebook paper in a dilapidated Lisa Frank trapper keeper I can’t bear to part with. Until my dreams come true and I can waste away hours bayifying videos and movies, I’m content to re-imagine the results in writing. Imagine the joy I felt when I watched “The Breakfast Club” and began to re-imagine it in the style of the inimitable Michael Bay. If you can’t imagine it, just picture an absurd level of giddiness and several friends rolling their eyes at me.

Since my friends think I’m nuts (nothing new there) I’m giving this gift to you, users of the Internet, to cherish and enjoy. Please allow me to present the Michael Bay reboot of “The Breakfast Club.”

Three old ladies beating up a big burly dude that messed with them…I’m not sure if this is real or fake, but a part of me is hoping it is real. The guy’s vocab makes this funny no matter what.

Well this is embarrassing. Nothing like the first game jitters, eh? Great 58 yard return there, chief. I love how he still is hyped after the play. Takes him ten seconds to comprehend he just moved the offense back 25 yards.

Call 1-800-LANDO-LAW…right now.

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Cigar Etiquette

Don’t just light one up, light it up indoors only when in a Cigar Parlor.

Steps to Smoking a Cigar

Check out the steps to properly smoking a cigar (don’t forget one or you’ll end up looking like a newbie and losing major man points.

Other Interesting Cigar Facts

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