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30 Funny New Year’s Resolutions

July 7, 2019 By Fred Mitchell Leave a Comment

Every single year people make brand new resolutions, and they hope against hope that they will somehow stick to them. This usually does not happen, but there’s nothing wrong in getting a little creative with your New Year’s resolve. At least you have something to look forward for to in future. Here are some of the funniest New Years Resolutions that we have found.

1. I promise to buy a brand new scale, because my mind keeps reading the same old numbers.

2. I will stop checking my Facebook feed every five minutes, especially when I have to learn for an exam. I will also refrain from adding embarrassing photos of my friends.

3. I will no longer sit in front of the computer screen all day. I will only stay one hour a day. Nevertheless, this will be difficult to do because I am not a clock watcher.

4. I will play more computer games. Studies have shown that they improve visual skills, reflexes and dexterity.

5. I promise to clean my room once a week, even if last year I only cleaned it when I had friends over.

6. Never again will I fall for the cute guy/girl with a dark past.

7. I’m gonna go on a diet and exercise everyday. I will definitely loose weight this… oh wait, is that cake?

8. I don’t have a New Year’s resolution. You don’t need them when you’re perfect.

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9. I will not tell my potential employer that I have trouble with the authorities.

10. I will protect children by not texting on my phone while eating junk-food and speeding through crosswalks in school zone while my windshield is covered with frost.

11. I will eat more fruit… snacks!

12. I will start a blog about my feelings and then bitch about how I don’t have anything interesting to write about.

13. I will stop saying how hot women on television are when I’m with my girlfriend. Instead, I will say how intelligent they are, this way I will not sound like the typical idiotic male.

14. I will stop pretending that’s it’s not time to take out the garbage by repeatedly smashing the trash with my arms. It’s way better to take it out than to have my hands hurt all day.

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16. I will only eat white snow from now on.

17. I will always wear sexy underwear, “just in case”.

18. I will never again wet the bed and blame it on my younger brother.

19. I will come up with better excuses for taking leaves. This way my boss will believe me.

20. I will put an end to procrastination once and for all.

21. Every time I type a smiley face I will actually laugh-out-loud.

22. I will drive by the fitness center at least once a week to pay my respects.

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24. I will stop considering other people’s feelings, since they obviously don’t care about mine.

25. I will definitely sleep like a normal person: no more movies ’till 4.A.M. in the morning. Also, I will leave my smart-phone in the kitchen, just in case.

26. I will avoid taking baths often in order to conserve water.

27. I will stop liking my friend’s status only because I like the person who posted it.

28. I will use my treadmill for something else than hanging my jacket.

29. I will stop eating medicine that looks like candy.

30. Never again will I ingest quantities of alcohol that surpass my body’s limit.

31. I will stop blaming my dog for farting whenever I let one slip.

32. I will stop setting three alarms on my phone just so I can turn the volume off after the first one.

33. Instead of losing weight I vow to not gain anymore. First figure out how to maintain weight, then plan how to lose it.

34. I will start saving for the future, the very imminent future.

35. I will make time for my favorite activities. Like procrastinating. Oh wait, I’m already doing this.

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37. I need to start eating more healthy, but I have to finish all the junk food first so I don’t get tempted.

38. My New Year’s resolve is to make better bad decisions.

39. I will finally get rid of all the clothes that I know I will never again wear.

40. I will stop making New Year’s resolutions. I never keep them anyway. 

Some Practical New Year’s Resolutions 

No matter who you are, what you do, or which titles you carry, there is no doubt something you would love to improve or become more proficient in. No matter how much we joke about it, we are all longing to be better at this thing called life, and there are no doubt practical ways to stick to something all year long, making it a daily habit. Wanna eat healthier? Wanna read more? Wanna take better care of the earth? Start small, start somewhere, but most importantly: just start! The best thing you can possibly do is begin a new years resolution.

Eat One Veggie with Every Meal

This is one that can be done with some creativity and planning! The healthiest people will tell you that it does not feel like a real meal to them if it does not involve at least one veggie. This is a great thing to add into your way of thinking for the new year. Instead of going vegan, overwhelming yourself with just the “I’m gonna eat healthy” statements, start with this small step. Add a single veggie, any veggie, into any meal.

Adding in a veggie can be something as simple as cooking bell pepper with your eggs or adding avocado to the size of your breakfast meal. It can mean putting lettuce and tomato in your lunch sandwich. Or for dinner, popping a can open and throw it in a pot on the stove if you don’t have the time for fresh veggies. Seeing your meals as incomplete without at least one vegetable can really be a health game changer.

Make All Your Doctor Appointments at the Top of the Year

Are you the type who will wait until the dentist’s office calls you to remind you that an appointment is overdue and it has been more than a year since your last cleaning? I know I have been that person many times before. what if you made all your doctor appointments at the beginning of the year, so you don’t miss anything or go in after the suggested time frame? An added perk of this is that you will not have a hard time getting the time slot you want since you won’t have much competition. Making all appointments at the beginning of the year can help you stay on track and up to date with your help.

Get Streams of Accountability

It may seem pretty frustrating to see every single person’s new years resolutions. They may seem silly extravagant, or annoying to share with the world. But if you have frowned upon this behavior, you may be overlooking the benefits of it. How amazing to have however many friends you have, all keeping up with your progress? Whatever resolution you may want to reach, social media can help. If you don’t like this approach or have social media, the next best option is a more personal one. Tell a friend and ask them to keep you accountable throughout the year. Offer to do the same for them and their resolutions. Making it a team effort can really spur you on in your goals.

Set Book and Reading Goals

Did you know the normal, everyday person reads between 4-12 books a year? Depending on how you look at it, this can be good or just really sad. If you are an avid reader, the average may be higher for you. But if you are in that 4-12 number and just want to read more, setting a goal may be a good place to start. You can set any goal you want, but as always with new year’s resolutions, it is always best to start out small or manageable. This means you’ll have to turn your reading goal into whatever is doable for you. For me, I have my reading goal set at 26 books in the year, one for every two weeks. Though I CAN finish one a week on average, I also write book reviews for publishing companies. 

Adding that step in the process causes me to have to take some time to really soak it all in and get the most out of the book. I read on a lot of heavy topics with deep meaning that requires me to think through what I really feel about the book in order to write a well-informed book review. So I give myself the ability to read one book deeply over the course of two weeks and then write at least one review a month. These are my personal reading goals. As for my friend who is another avid reader, her goal is 52 books a year and she mostly reads fiction. This allows her to skim and read fast and it works well for her.

In order to set a reading goal you actually stick to, you will need a process and/or system in place. Social media keeps me accountable. I post every time I finish a book and I post my reviews as well. I also post my goals for the year. Goodreads is another great place to keep track of your books. Here, there are reading challenges and you can log your reads with a staring system or with a review, whichever you have time for.

You will also need to determine where you will read. Where will you read? I have friends who take the train instead of a car to work, so they spend that time in a book. I have other friends who spend 30 minutes every night before bed reading, religiously. I personally like to read early in the morning or late at night. This means I am waking up before everyone else or going to bed before everyone else. You can read in the bathroom, on your lunch break, or in the in-between moments of your day. You just need to figure out when you will read and stick to it, building a habit into your day.

How will you avoid distractions? This is a huge question for the one who wants to become a great reader. Will you put your phone across the room because it is too easy to sit on it instead of reading? Will you go down the street to a local coffee shop to read every day because it’s too easy to end up cleaning instead of reading when you’re home? What are the ways in which you will avoid the distractions? This is one of the most important questions you will ask yourself if you plan on making this a habit you adhere to.

Resolve to Become a Plant Parent

We cannot ignore the benefits of plants. Have you wanted to be a plant owner and caretaker for a long time, but just aren’t sure where to start? Join the club. Once you hear all the things that plants have to offer, it is hard to get them out of your head. When they are set in work spaces with humans, they make them more productive and help with the issues that come from being cooped up in an office building all day long, such as air quality. Plants not only help you breathe and work better, but they also promote peace and calm in whatever space they are set in. Caring for plants can give a sense of meaning and purpose as well as lower anxiety and depression.

Having plants in your home and work spaces truly bring so many benefits along with it. But in order to experience all these benefits, you need to make some goals. There are ways to get into plants that do not involve gardening or any of the heavy lifting. Look into houseplants that require minimal upkeep, such as succulents or cacti. These plants are made for deserts. If they can grow in a desert, they can grow in your home with you as the caregiver. Another great place to begin is with herbs on your kitchen windowsill.

These plants provide all the same benefits, but the also have added ones: they spice up your good and make your fresh cooked meals even more delicious! A creative way to incorporate plants into your house is by creating Terrariums, which make nice attractive decorations for your space as well. Another great thing you can do to incorporate plants is beginning an indoor greenhouse. These are perfect for small plants that require minimal care but are more hands-on than a houseplant if you are looking to get really involved. No matter your lifestyle, needs, or desires for decoration or sprucing up a certain space in your home, there is a plant for you. Become a plant parent this year!

Sanitize Your Phone

Have you heard the crazy research on phone bacteria? We check out phones many times a day and bring it with us everywhere. The toilet seat is cleaner than your phone after all the bacteria is picked up from the various locations you are. Think of all the places you go every single day and how many dirty areas your phone touches. Imagine how much bacteria is on your device! This year, make it a point to clean your phone. This may mean disinfecting it with wipes or cleaning the case with soap and water. However you clean your phone: know this, your future self who does not end up with E. Coli will thank you for it!

Plan a Solo Trip

You are less likely to suffer from heart issues if you make time to get away, and that’s just science. Take at least a weekend trip away somewhere relaxing. We all know vacations can be hectic and have all been in a spot where we are not going somewhere we will find true peace and inner calm. In order to avoid this scenario,  plant o do things you find relaxing. For me, the beach does not mean relaxing. I would personally enjoy staying in the city for a weekend (or as long as I can by myself) and enjoying local coffee shops with a few great books close by, seeing a movie or a play, and walking through museum after museum by myself. This is my perfect scenario. If your goal is to get away from it all and enjoy some time of R&R, then make it a priority by planning it first thing in the new year.

Listen to Podcasts and Audiobooks

Are you trying to get smarter? This may seem like a pretty silly question, but it is one that might resonate with your desires. For me, I decided I wanted to learn more about the world and how to function in it. I want to be a healthy and self-aware human who lives out my faith the right way. I also want to know about the experiences of others.

I want to become a good listener, someone who knows what is happening in the world around her and is not uneducated and left in the dark, clinging to my own beliefs and ways of thinking. Podcasts helped me do that. Reading helped me do that. These two avenues will benefit your entire life, and they are so easy to do.

Do you commute to work? Do you work from home? Whatever your profession, you have some time by yourself getting there or doing your work. No matter if it’s driving in the car, taking a train, or checking emails on your laptop from the couch in your house. At the beginning of last year, I decided to get into podcasts.

I listened when I did busy work at my job, during my commute, when I cooked and cleaned and folded laundry, and whenever else I could. I listened to so many books on audio and heard so many podcasts, and I know I am better for creating this habit. If you want to grow, include podcasts and audiobooks into your everyday. You don’t have to set time aside, you simply need to incorporate listening into the times when life is happening all around you.

Get Involved in Volunteering

Have you always wanted to get more involved in the community? Do you want the joy that comes in giving back and helping others? Are you passionate about a certain kind of need or displaced person? If these are truths for you, you may want to get involved in volunteer work! Volunteering is one of the best ways to give back. Look at the areas you have experience in and where you are passionate about. These will determine where you will fit in best. Check out local volunteer boards on social media and ask about opportunities at places like the local library. If you want stress reduction and happiness heightened in your life, volunteering is the place for you!

Declutter Your Home

Declutter one area of the house per month. This is such an easy goal to reach, and it will truly change the entire atmosphere of your home. Plan out the areas at the beginning of the year, and really tackle it all but in small, intentional sections.

Set a schedule that goes a little something like this:

-Master bedroom

-Kitchen

-Hall closet

-Guest bedroom

-Bathrooms

-Junk drawer(s)

-Pantry

-Garage

-Basement

-Entertainment area

-Playroom

-Coat closet

Having small, broken up areas to work on every month allows you to take your time in each section. If some areas get done sooner, such as your bathrooms, then spend more time in the kitchen. Adjust this to your specific home and your specific schedule (maybe two months in one area and half a month in another), but come to terms with how life-changing decluttering truly is!

Decluttering holds true power over your day to day life. You will find yourself cleaning and organizing so much less because there is not junk just adding onto itself. You will feel so much more at peace and have so much more calm in your own home. You will find yourself spending your time thinking about other, much more important things than the constant upkeep you have to do in your home when you own too much stuff. The minimalist movement is taking over, and for good reason. Begin with Marie Kondo!

Boredom Kills, Pickup a Hobby

This is the year to start a new hobby! Maybe it is a dance class, or painting, or joining/starting a book club. Maybe it is writing, reading more (as we stated in detail above!), or learning how to knit or sew. There are so many hobbies you can choose from, but the only thing required is that it is fun and you enjoy it!

Try something new to relieve stress, induce rest and relaxation, learn something new and take on something exciting, find what you’re good at, spend your free time wisely, build up your self-confidence, help you build community over a shared interest, and meet new friends. Having a hobby you love does so much more than even that. And who knows, sometimes a hobby can turn into a little extra income on the side, or even a full-time job/business, or passion.

Take Your Lunch Break

Were you aware that one in five people take their lunch break? Wow. In my experience, if I do not take a lunch break, I become very unproductive after lunchtime. Even if I do eat while I work, it seems to have the opposite effect that it is supposed to have. It doesn’t boost my productivity, it significantly brings it down. It lowers my energy levels for the rest of the day and has me lagging. When I do take a lunch break, even if it is only a half hour, I have a renewed sense of care and purpose in my work for the rest of the day.

There are so many things you can do on a lunch break that revives you for the rest of the workday! Read to help you hit your reading goals. Enjoy a time of doing the hobby you take on. Or simply eat for a half hour and move your body for the next half. Call someone you love or pray and meditate. This midday break can do so much good for your emotional, physical, mental and spiritual health.

The same New Year’s resolutions can be embraced by those who tend to stay in the office late every day. You can make your resolution to go home on time every single day. Have someone hold you accountable, either in the office or at home. The same can also be embraced by those who take their work home and work on nights and weekends. Learning to detach from work and not let it overlap into your personal time is the key to being a happier, healthier person. Try it for a full year and see what good it does you!

Set and Stick to a Sleep Schedule

The culprit for exhaustion and drowsiness is usually not sleeping on a consistent schedule. If you are getting an average of 8 hours a night but you are still tired when you should be well rested, look at the 8 hours. Are they the same 11-7 or 10-6 or 9-5, or are they all over the place? Make it a point to be in bed at the same time each night and wake up at the same exact time each morning, even on off days or weekends. You will begin to notice an incredible shift in how you feel. If you are not already one of the lucky people who naturally wake up at the same time every day and get sleepy at the same time every night, implementing this set schedule will be a game changer.

Final Thoughts on Funny New Year’s Resolutions

New year’s resolutions can be hilarious when people make extravagant goals at the beginning of the year and fall off the wagon a few months or even weeks into it. But New Year’s resolutions can also be life-changing, depending on the way you look at them. You won’t know if yours will be funny or life-changing until you set a few!

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The Church Signs That Ask Deep and Meaningful Questions

September 7, 2014 By This Blog Rules Guest Leave a Comment

Have you ever walked past a church and been stopped in your tracks by a strange sign asking a deep and meaningful question? Maybe it was one of these.

The Hokey Pokey Sign

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I have often spent my idle hours moving my arms and legs and wondering whether the Hokey Pokey is what life is all about. I haven’t really but did I fool you into thinking that I had? The Rev Rod Ferguson appears to have had a rip snorting sermon lined up for this day.

The Moustache Question

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This seems like a really good moment to point out that I have started experimenting with a beard and moustache combo. It looks pretty good, even if I do now scare small children a lot more easily. However, this sign has got me worried that my moustache might not survive the trip to Heaven. What will it be like in Heaven, anyway? Will we all walk around with white clothes on and no hair on our upper lips? Sounds a bit dull, to be honest.

The Obama Sign

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It looks like someone at the Jonesville Church of God has seen a connection here that had escaped us all up until now. Sure, Obama and Osama must be brothers if they have got names that are very similar to each other. I wonder if that means that Ronald McDonald and Donald Sutherland are really brothers as well.

The Sign Sign

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So, what would you do if God asked for a sign that you were real? Hey, maybe you could make a sign for him. That ought to work.

The Monkey Sign ?

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You’re asking for a whole lot of trouble if you start a debate about evolution with certain people. To be fair, Darwin never suggested that we evolved from monkeys all those years ago but it seems to have been accepted as being true by most people. How on Earth does anyone think we could possibly have evolved from monkeys anyway? Everyone knows that they’re way smarter than us. Personally, I think that monkeys evolved from man and that in about say 20 years we’ll all be swinging about in the trees, eating bananas and stealing things

The Hot Sign

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There’s nothing like the threat of burning for eternity in a blazing furnace in hell to sharpen the mind. I get all hot and uncomfortable when the thermometer hits about 30, so I can’t imagine how hot under the collar I would get if things got even warmer. Hang on though, would I still have my moustache down there and would Satan force me to dance the Hokey Pokey endlessly?

The Holy Water

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This sign gives both a thought provoking question and the answer to it. Who knew that Holy Water was made by boiling the Hell out of the stuff? Actually, did you know that Holy Water can’t be disposed of in the regular way, through the plumbing? You can also find some instructions online for making your own if you are interested. Pro Tip: you’ll need Holy Salt as well for some reason.

The Preacher Hell Sign

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I’m sure that this is an intentionally funny sign. After all, it isn’t listening to the preacher that is going to be hellish, is it?

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5 Awesome Dancing Songs for Kids

June 26, 2014 By Fred Mitchell Leave a Comment

Since we’re all on vacation more or less, and definitely fun is the main thing on our minds during the summer, let’s take a moment to get enthusiastic about dancing. Having a mini disco in your back yard or your living room is – and I’m firmly convinced of it – one of the greatest and most fun ways to spend your time with friends, which the world has wrongly forgotten about. Besides making a case for the return of the disco or dancing session as a casual source of fun, this post will also bring to your attention 5 great dancing songs for kids, which can be totally used for grown-ups as well.

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Since dancing in such a relaxed and casual manner as inviting a few friends over is obviously more about goofing around than about actually dancing with expert moves and skills, why not also employ some children’s songs in the process? It might be much more fun than you expect, even if you don’t have any young guests around. Sure, hosting a Game of Thrones drinking game is an equally legit source of fun, but maybe giving a chance to a few dancing songs for kids will spark up a refreshing change.

Therefore, without further ado – here goes.

1. Veo veo – Spanish kids’ song

We didn’t plan this article as a top and all the dancing songs for kids presented here are mentioned in a random order, but still, if I had to choose an all-time favorite, this would have to be it. It’s in Spanish and thus makes a nice variation to all the English songs out there, it’s very cheerful and light and you can’t help but giggle each time you listen to it. You can listen to it here.

2. The Hamster Song

If you already feel like bursting into laughter, you have every reason to do so. Originally developed by the Wii franchise, the Hamster Song is one of the most awesome dancing songs for kids ever developed. What’s disarmingly fun about it is the fact that it’s not so much a song, as it is a slightly melodious pile of babbling. Once you get over your initial surprise or sense of ridicule, it can become addictive and turn the whole atmosphere into an overwhelmingly fun place to fool around and jump up and down. You can listen to it here.

3. Lambada

Ok, so this one was never really a song specifically designed for children, but it’s one of the songs which I associate the most with my own childhood. When I was 3 or 4, which was about 25 years ago, I used to dance my socks off on this song, to the delight and general laughter of the grown-ups around me at the time. Interacting with small children now, I noticed how much they like the song as well – it’s so melodious and fun and hummable that it definitely deserves a place in the list of awesome dancing songs for kids. You can find it here.

4. Kaczuszki (or the Duckling Song)

This song is major hit with kids all over Eastern Europe: each country has its own cover of it and kids generally seem to go crazy about it whenever it comes up on shuffle at a mini disco. This one here is the Polish version and it’s one of the best, but if the tune gets you dancing, try listening to its other versions as well. You can listen to it here. P.S: The song sounds impossibly fun even without understanding the lyrics, but to have some major laughs try using Google Translate for the lyrics.

5. Ram Zam Zam

Oh, this last one sounds so funny that if you still have a bit of life left in you, you won’t be able to help dancing on it as soon as it starts! It’s in German, but the lyrics are so goofy and silly that there isn’t really anything to understand about it, so don’t worry about not getting it. You can listen to it here.

Hopefully you’re already convinced of the surprisingly fun potential for grown-ups which dancing songs for kids hold. Charge up your batteries and have all the dancing fun and the chocolate shakes you can muster!

Filed Under: fun, music Tagged With: dance, dancing songs, fun, party ideas

5 Awesome Drinking Games & Their Rules

June 11, 2014 By Fred Mitchell Leave a Comment

What is the best thing that you can do on a Saturday Night? Go out with your friends, drink and have fun, of course! But you know what’s even more fun than that: Getting completely smashed after playing one of the drinking games on our list. Obviously, we do not promote heavy drinking, but it would be a shame not to try one of these games at least once. Just make sure that you have a designated driver and an aspirin in handy for the next day. Without further ado we give you the best drinking games that have made high-school parties and gatherings 10 times more exciting.

1. FUBAR

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FUBAR is the type of game that will get you drunk no matter what you do. You need a deck to play it. Shuffle it and scatter the cards in a pile, in the middle of the table. Players take turns picking cards. They then turn it over for everyone to see. Here are the rules:

  • Ace = 1 drink, 2 = two drinks, 3 = three drinks
  • 4= Questions: you have to look at a person of your choice and ask them a question. The person has to answer with a question, and this keeps going until someone screws up.
  • 5 = Give 5 drinks to someone
  • 6 = I never: for this card you have to say something you have never done before. The other players must drink who have also not done it must drink.
  • 7 = Thumb master: Whoever turned the card must place his thumb on the table, whenever they want, and the other must follow. The last one to place his thumb on the table has to drink. This can be done until the next Thumb master card is picked.
  • 8 = Categories: The drawer chooses a category and the other players must name a thing of the same kind (example: music, lyrics, rhythm, hit etc.)
  • 9 = Rhyme: The drawer chooses a word and all the players have to say words that rhyme with it. Whoever screws up has to take two drinks.
  • 10 = Social: everyone at the table has to drink
  • Jack = guys have to drink
  • Queen = girls have to drink
  • King = Waterfall: This one is the hardest card. The drawer has to start drinking, and then the second person starts drinking until the first stops. The third starts drinking until the second one stops etc.

2. Power Hour

Number two on our list of drinking games is a game that will not have mercy on you until you are under the table. There is only one rule: to take shots of beer every minute for an entire hour. Of course, you can add rules to the game if you want but that will only make it harder. Just say thanks it’s not vodka or tequila.

3. Beer Pong

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What drinking games top would be complete without the infamous Beer Pong? It is without a doubt one of the most popular game in America. To play it you require 12 glasses of beer. Arrange six on each side of the table (like bowling pins). There are two teams. Each has to throw a ping pong ball to the opposite side of the table and land it in the bear glass. The winning team is the one that makes the other one drink all the beers. The losers have to drink all the remaining beer on the table.

4. Quarters

Here’s another popular drinking game: Quarters. It can be played with any number of players but it works best with 3-6. You basically have to sit at a table, and spin a quarter to decide who starts. Each shooter has to bounce a quarter of the table and into a glass. If he manages he gives a drink to someone (the amount given to drink is decided upon on the beginning). The shooter’s turn ends when he misses the cup. To make it more exciting you can add more rules. Whoever breaks one of them has to drink.

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5. Edward 40 Hands

For this game you will need duct tape and 2 40’s of beer for every player. Each hand receives a 40’s of beer and you can’t take it off until both bottles are empty. In other words, you can’t pee; you can’t do anything until then. As you can imagine, the purpose of the game is to get you completely wasted.

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5 Most Famous Internet Cats

June 2, 2014 By Fred Mitchell Leave a Comment

With the risk of uttering the most uttered sentence in the history of the world: the Internet is for cats. You just need to open your Internet browser and within seconds after doing that you are bombarded with pictured and videos of cats. Cute cats, Kitler cats, small, big, cats with unique and adorable markings, grumpy cats and happy cats. Did you know that there are more pictures shared with cats that there are selfies? So it’s official, we like cats more than we like ourselves! In today’s article we’re going to take a look at 6 of the most famous internet cats; the rock stars of the Internet as they should be called.

1. Nyan Catnyan cat famous internet cats

Every Internet user must watch the video of Nyan Cat from start to finish! It’s just one of those things that need to be done. The video features an animated cartoon cat which flies through space and leaves a rainbow trail behind it. The song, though, is what makes it worth its bucks. We can’t imagine why Nyan Cat was such a huge success, but it was and still is. It averages over 35 million views a year and it gets every 7 dislikes for every 100 likes. It’s so bad, it’s good!

2. Grumpy CatGrumpy Cat famous internet cats

Possibly the most famous Internet cat, Grumpy Cat’s real name is Tardar Sauce. His photo was uploaded on Reddit by the brother of Tardar’s owner and the whole internet fell in love. Within a few months, Tard was appearing on TV and was tweeting.  The cat now has a talent agent, a clothing line and even some awards, such as Buzzfeed’s 2013 Meme of the Year.

3. Business Catbusiness cat famous internet cats

Business Cat is the most famous Internet cat with a job. He mixes office jargon with cat behavior and hilarity ensues. The top line is something a human boss would say and the bottom line is something a feline would enjoy. His name is Emilio and he is a black tabby cat who is wearing a tie. The tie was bought by his owner’s girlfriend for Christmas and the photo was uploaded on Reddit. The rest was history.

4. Happy CatHappy Cat famous internet cats

Happy cat may not be so famous not, or even all that recognizable, but if it weren’t for Happu Cat, there wouldn’t be any LOLCats and no ICanHasCheezburger website. We think that without Happy Cat the Internet wouldn’t be such a happy-friendly cat. Can you imagine such a world, because we can’t? The photo started circulating the web in 2003, when the photo of Frank, a mascot for a Russian cat food company was uploaded on Something Awful. In 2007 an unknown web user added the line “I can has cheezburger? You know what happened after.

5. Henri, Le Chat Noirhenri famous internet cats

Henri is a gorgeous tuxedo cat that is one of the biggest YouTube stars in the world. The videos were created by his owner, Willian Braden. It all started when he had to create a film noir for a class project and he thought of using his cat to do it. The videos are black and white, and in them, Henri (whose real name is Henry) bemoans his fate of being an indoor cat, explores his existential crisis and reveals his contempt for his fellow cat housemate.

6. Maru the CatMaru the Cat famous internet cats

No list of famous Internet cats would be complete without the adorably plump Mary, a male Scottish Fold cat living in Japan with his owner Mugumogu, a woman who chooses not to show her face in any of the videos. Each YouTube video of Maru has an average of 800,000 views. Maru has a deep love for boxes. Mugumogu recently adopted another cat, Hana.

We honestly can’t wait to see what the future has in store for us in terms of famous Internet cats! What is your favorite Internet cat? Drop us a line in the comment below and tell us what you think.

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