Top 10 Jaden Smith Quotes

Will Smith’s son definitely has some interesting views on life that he loves to share with the world. If we take a look at his Twitter page, we can surely learn a lot about the meaning of life, of nature, hobbies and society aspects alike. However, he also enjoys stating his opinion in official interviews.

Here are the top 10 Jaden Smith quotes that might elucidate or confuse your life. Most likely the second option, but you will definitely have a good laugh.

1. About Life

The tweets about the meaning of life are some of the top 10 Jaden Smith quotes.

“When You Live Your Whole Life In A Prison Freedom Can Be So Dull”

Jaden has strong beliefs that freedom is boring if you spend your life in prison. Was he talking about a real prison cell or the imaginary prison of the mind? We can only speculate. Jaden also wonders whether mirrors are real. I mean, how could they truly exist if our own eyes are not real?

2. About Traffic Safety

Jaden also likes to declare his opinions during interviews. The New York Times published a very interesting piece, where Will Smith’s son states that driver’s education is totally useless since all the people he knows had driving lessons but were still involved in accidents. As a result, he still hasn’t been to driving lessons.

3. About Love

Giving us a great example of his math skills, Jaden argued that a relationship shouldn’t be a 100 percent total. Why would people believe that a single individual is worth only 50% instead of 100%? The total of love should reach 200%. Nice beliefs on the valor of humans.

4. About Himself

The top 10 Jaden Smith quotes includes his opinion on himself.

“People Tell Me To Smile I Tell Them The Lack Of Emotion In My Face Doesn’t Mean I’m Unhappy”

The following statement can prove useful to a lot of us people who are not very expressive. According to Jaden, the fact that he doesn’t smile much doesn’t mean he is sad. However, if we take a look at a couple of his pictures, he does seem to have one emotion stuck on his face: confusion.

5. About the Constitution

Jaden declared that he can only relate to the Sixth Amendment of the Constitution. That would make sense since his girlfriend is currently tried for shoplifting. But he was referring to himself, was he not?

6. About Time

The top 10 Jaden Smith quotes include his opinion on time.

“If you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds.”

Basing his references on official discoveries, Jaden stated that depending on the place where you are in the universe, time feels differently. Furthermore, on Earth it depends on your level of awareness. Haven’t you ever felt like one second lasted for a year? Or that your childhood passed by in about six seconds? No? We neither.

7. About Reading

Jaden likes to read ancient literature, texts which can’t be pre-dated. He even gave one example: “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life”. It must be difficult to get your hands on this type of books though, since if a certain book is not available at a store, it might mean that either it is very popular or no one reads it. Jaden is still looking for an answer.

8. About Trees

The quotes of Jaden Smith never cease to confuse us.

“Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They’re Quite Beautiful.”

Jaden can sometimes be contradictory as well. At first he believed that most of the trees are blue. His opinion changed when he tweeted that trees are beautiful and we need to look at them more often. And that they’re never sad.

9. About Food

Apparently nothing has nutrients any more: the water, the soil or the food. Jaden seems to be pretty upset about this. He also speculates how far from down a cupcake will land if it is falling from a tree. We are still trying to get the picture.

10. About Education

One of the top 10 Jaden Smith quotes is about quitting school.

“If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.”

We don’t need no education. Yes, it seems Jaden is a fan of Pink Floyd when he said that children are being brainwashed by schools. He continued by stating that society would be much more intelligent if everyone would drop out of school. From there he moved on to the fact that newborns are the most intelligent form of life, but only if they could speak. Jaden, you never cease to amaze us.

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