0 Reasons to Go Back to Black

When it comes to toilet paper, the modern world is definitely back to black. In case you didn’t know this, well, people of quality are looking to use the ultimate thing: black toilet paper. Here are some tips and facts on why some people use it. You can laugh out as much as you wish, but deep down inside it’s impossible for you not to be absolutely mesmerized by its hypnotizing aspect.

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Sensuality in a toilet paper roll?

“Elegant, sophisticated, rebellious, alternative and eternally fashionable, black has become virtually synonymous with chic and style. But while this color is often present in avant-garde creative work, no one has ever dared to use it for toilet paper until now. Black in the loo, how chic and sophisticated can you get?” Come again?

This is actually the Renova press release as they launched their absurdly expensive black toilet paper. In other words, baby blue, pink and peach are so yesterday! Renova’s been providing US customers us with black finesse since 2006.

Here are the Renova Black Toilet Paper Specifications: Very soft and absorbent, with perfumed scent, 3-ply base sheet, 140 sheets per roll, 100% virgin pulp, biodegradable. They also had the exact measurements personalized per individual sheet, but that would have been just too much. This Portugal-based tissue company is unfailing!

Where did all the colored toilet paper go?

0 Reasons to Go Back to Black

30 years ago colored toilet paper was far from being a rarity.  Introduced in the 50’s and popular throughout the 70’s, a variety of colors were eagerly produced: pink, blue, yellow, lilac, tan, and black. Users loved matching the color of their toilet paper to the color of their bathrooms. There you go! Well hippies are the only ones who enjoy multi-colors at a scale that would set our teeth on edge. Maybe that’s why colors have disappeared from out toilet paper stands?

According to toiletpaperworld.com (such a blog does exist) our toilet-paper rainbows vanished into thin air out of two reasons: first of all doctors started warning colored toilet paper could lead to skin irritation and secondly ecologists also began warning the dye in the colored toilet paper rolls was harmful to the environment.

But when it comes to black magic, nothing is harmful anymore!

Stars who embraced this idea like there’s no tomorrow

When Beyoncé goes on tour, she will only use a toilet with a brand new seat and a roll of red toilet paper in hand, according to reports about the singer’s tour rider.

Moreover it has been claimed that music mogul Simon Cowell insists that only luxury black toilet paper is placed in the many bathrooms of his London and Los Angeles homes.

And now something that doesn’t really come as a surprise: in a clip from “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” Kim Kardashian, having to move in with her mother, Kris Jenner, because of her pregnancy, delivered a few pieces of information one can easily live without. Discussing Jenner’s black-and-white bathroom decor, Kardashian complains, “The toilet paper’s black… I like to see what I’m sh*tting and what I’m wiping.”

Well let’s get back to Earth now and learn that about 70% – 75 % of the world’s population does not use toilet paper. Some of them do not use it due to a lack of trees, while others cannot afford it.

The Pentagon uses, on average, about 666 rolls of toilet paper every day.

Sudoku toilet paper, along with the US dollar print toilet paper are the most famous patterns on the market.

Let’s not forget where we started and finish off with a priceless slogan: Shove a roll of Renova Black in your bathroom and it adds an instant designer vibe. How about that?

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