The 10 Funniest Hair Salon Names

It’s clear that going to a new hairdresser for the first time is one of life’s scariest experiences. Would it help if they have a funny hair salon name for it? It sure would.

Curl Up & Dye

Funniest Hair Salon Names

This is a classic name for a hair salon in the UK, with a very nice play on words. I’m sure I’ve seen a few places with this name in my time but I can never resist a little smile every time I see one.

Hair Dot Com…b

Funniest Hair Salon Names

This is either the cleverest funny hair salon name I’ve seen or the worst. I just can’t seem to make my mind up about it. Actually, I reckon it might be the worst and most contrived but still funny.

The Chainsaw Massacre Salon

Funniest Hair Salon Names

When it comes to scary hair salon names it doesn’t get much better than the Chainsaw Massacre Salon. What the hell do they do to your hair in this place anyway? Most times I’ve had my hair cut they’ve used the traditional scissors and comb approach instead of whipping out large pieces of industrial machinery.

You’re Gorgeous, But What’s With the Hair?

Funniest Hair Salon Names

This is a very good question in this funny hair salon name. You might be smartly dressed and looking good but what about your freaking hair? If you are gorgeous but your hair is an utter disgrace then it seems to make sense to get it sorted. Why didn’t you think about this before?

Ass Hair Salon

Funniest Hair Salon Names

I have genuinely no idea why you would call your hair cutting business Ass Hair Salon. To be honest, the possible reasons for this name don’t really bear thinking about anyway.

Hairkiller

Funniest Hair Salon Names

Do you want your hair to be cut or killed? It might not be a question you are used to being asked but this funny hair salon name does just that.

Rock Paper Scissors

Funniest Hair Salon Names

This is a pretty ingenuous name for a hair salon, although I hope that the stylists don’t choose between those three different implements to cut your hair with. My nephew has just learned how to play this game but he simply chooses scissors every single time. He still manages to beat me most of the time.

Shear-N-Dipity

Funniest Hair Salon Names

This is another of those hair salon names that treads that fine line between creative genius and blooming awful puns. It is based on the word serendipity, meaning happy surprise or coincidence. Does this means that you will get a pleasant surprise when you get exactly the haircut you wanted?

Hair Potato

Funniest Hair Salon Names

This is another inexplicably funny hair salon name. In fact, I’m not even sure that it is a hair salon, although the internet tells me that it is. Why would you call your hair salon Hair Potato? It sounds like the kind of place where they would make you look like a tuber. What would you even want that?

Destroy Hair & Beauty Salon

Funniest Hair Salon Names

Do you want your hair destroyed or just cut? It’s a tough choice, isn’t it? I’m not sure if they use chainsaws in here or not. It would certainly give me a bit of fear about going in here, which might make the whole hair salon experience a bit more exciting.

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