The Best and Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

Christmas is a time to be happy, to feel good about life and to put up some exciting Christmas decorations.

Of course, we don’t all have the same taste in festive decorations. This means that some people choose to put up the worst Christmas decorations ever, while others do something a lot cooler.

The Nazi Ornaments

The Best and Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

Why oh why oh why? If you were faced with the challenge of designing an infinite number of Christmas ornaments I bet you could still avoid Nazi monstrosities like these. Still, there’s nothing a bit of the Third Reich to cheer up the family over the holidays, is there?

The Light Filled House

The Best Christmas Decorations Ever

What a brilliant thing to do to your house. The only problem is that you would probably annoy the hell out of your neighbors if you put up all of those bright lights.

The Boy Band Decorations

Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

I have no idea who these decorations are based on but I’m guessing that it’s some sort of boy band like The Backstreet Boys, Westlife or The Monkees. Of more pressing concern is the fact that they have all apparently been turned into mermaids. Why would you do a thing like that?

The Santa Toilet 

The Best and Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

Is there anything better than the idea of settling down for a festive dump on a cheery old Santa toilet? Err, yes. Yes there is. There are probably millions of better things, up to and including Christmas decorations showing boy band members made into mermaids.

The Crying Baby Decoration

Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

If you want to keep the kids away from the Christmas tree then this is one way of doing it. This crying baby decoration is just about the single worst thing ever inflicted upon my eyes.

The Cool Christmas Car

The Best Christmas Decorations Ever

We’re back on to the good stuff again, are we? How would you like to drive around in a bright and festive vehicle like this? You’d love it, right?

The Ronald MacDonald Decoration

Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

Christmas is about having fun, spending time with the family and being generous. So who encapsulates that ethos better than anyone else? Yip, everyone’s favorite marketing ploy and slightly scary clown dude type thing. Hang him on your tree and have a great day y’all.

The Octopus Tree Ornament

Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional Christmas scene to warm the cockles of your heart, is there. Logs on the open fire, snow on the driveway and a giant octopus on top of the tree. Hang on a second? When did people start putting a toy cephalopod mollusc on top of their trees?

Just Santa Taking a Leak

The Best and Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

I have often wondered about Santa’s sanitary habits while he is flying round the world doling out gifts and goodwill. Does he poop down people’s chimneys, take a leak up in the air or just try and hold on until he gets home to the North Pole? Perhaps this strange Christmas decoration gives us the answer.

The Terrible Tree

Worst Christmas Decorations Ever

Just exactly how much festive cheer would this miserable looking tree bring into your life this year? It is probably the most depressing thing I have ever seen in all the many Christmases I have lived through. Even Santa is likely to get depressed when he slides down the chimney and sees this abomination.

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