12 Hilarious Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Now that Dumb and Dumber To is on its way to hit the theaters this fall, we think this is a good time to remind you how hilariously funny and dumb those two guys, Harry and Lloyd, were in the first Dumb and Dumber movie. A painfully true comedy, we may add. We offer you  12 brilliant moments from the 1994 movie.

1.  When Harry realized the truth about long term relationships

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“Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention”

2. When Lloyd realized how hard life is

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“We’ve got no food, we got no jobs… our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLIN’ OFF!”

3. When Harry and Lloyd had the most inspiring communication ever

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Harry: “It’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing”

Lloyd: “Yeah, killer boots man”

 4. When they totally nailed the truth about the dream job

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Harry: “I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!”

Lloyd:  “Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.”

5.  When they accidentally gave a new meaning to a word

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Harry: “One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu”.

Mary: “Really? That’s weird”.

Harry: “Yeah, we called it a bullshit”.

6.  When Lloyd smoothly criticized how seniors are seen

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Lloyd: “Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?”

Elderly Woman: “Of course”.

Lloyd: “Thanks. Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me! ”

7.  When Harry summed up how not having money feels

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“You just drove a sixth of the way in the wrong direction! We don’t have enough money to get to Aspen! We don’t have enough money to get home! We don’t have enough money to eat! We don’t have enough money to sleep!”

8.  When Harry and Lloyd make fun of pretentious high-class charity events

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Lloyd: “All we gotta do is show a little class and a little sophistication and we’re in like a dirty shirt”

Harry: “Don’t worry, we can show class and sophistica – oh, would you look at the funbags on that ole horsehound”

Lloyd: “I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti”

9.  When Harry reminds us how hilariously clingy we can be when we like someone

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Mary tells Harry when he asks her what are the chances of them being together: “One in a million”

Harry: “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?! YEAH!”

10.  When Lloyd exposes the meaning of romance better than a philosopher

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“The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.”

11. When Harry shows us how easy it is to lose opportunities, proving what a good title“dumb and dumber” is

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Girl: “Hi guys. We’re going on a national bikini tour, and we’re looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition”.
Harry: “You are in luck! There’s a town about three miles that way. I’m sure you’ll find a couple guys there”
Girl: “Okay, thanks”

12.  When Harry painfully reminded us how dumb we are when we like someone

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“Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg”

So this is our list with the funniest quotes from “Dumb and Dumber”. Would you like to add up any other quote?

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