So you’re shopping for someone who has almost all of everything and you’re running short of creative ideas. Well… here are ten absolutely unusual products that you can buy at Amazon. At your own risk, of course!
Weirdest Items You Can Buy On Amazon
1. Wolf Urine
Absolutely pure, without-a-shadow-of-doubt 100% pure wolf pee. You should use this pee to deter unwanted creatures from your home. Its effectiveness has been highly vouched for by one Amazon reviewer who has this to say:
My Uncle Jared had been under the weather since his wife passed away. He was also in a lot of debt and doing drugs. So one day he bought this Wolf Lure, apparently covered his body in it, and went into the forest. We held his funeral last Thursday, but there was nobody to place in a casket so we just remembered him the way he was, and placed flowers by the forest where his mauled clothing and remnants of teeth and flesh lay in eternal slumber. The local news ran a report of him, and we all wish him well with his wife.
Oh, and please do note: This item cannot be shipped to California due to the state regulations on the import of animal pee!
2. Stop Eating Poop!
Here’s an excerpt from the product review:
“Stop Eating Poop contains Glutamic Acid to deter dogs from eating their own stool. Yucca helps control stool and urine odor. Peppermint and parsley help to eliminate bad breath.”
Peppermint and Parsley – absolutely essential for the dog that enjoys an occasional meal of poo! This product naturally isn’t for human consumption!
3. Gay Attraction Body Mist
Here is what the product review says about this unusual item: ‘Man to man was created after years of study to naturally help Gays to attract Gays.’
It’s a whole lot weird at so many levels – let’s just say that we thought that the tighty-whiteys and cosmos were already doing that!
4. Dr. John’s Famous Pee Pee
So you’re going to take a drug test at work and you’re almost certain you are going to fail. So here’s the famous Dr. John presenting itself for your rescue.
Here’s what Dr. John’s Famous Pee Pee does for you: this synthetic pee tests within normal ranges in standard urine tests. However, you should avoid workplace discrimination by toting around a bottle of Dr. John’s Pee on your person at all times!
You can own your own battle tank! And just for $19,995! This tank can carry a crew of up to five internally and one externally. It includes head/tail lights and a 400-watt premium PA system!
If you aren’t really sure whether this tank’s the one for you, you can check out this excerpt from one of the reviews on Amazon:
I’ll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I’ve purchased overpriced, so-called “battle tanks”, then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made mortar. But not this baby, no way.
Sounds like a good deal?
Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/
6. Liquid Ass Fart Spray
Frankly only someone who has an extremely weird quotient is going to go without feeling a tad speechless at this one!
Here’s an excerpt from their product description:
“Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”
Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Fart-Spray/dp/B000OCEWGW/
7. UFO Detector
There have been many UFO sightings reported with magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances over the years. This peculiar UFO detector is designed to sense these disturbances and signal their presence by flashing an LED beeping!
Clearly with this unusual device in tow you can count on being the first to arrive on scenes of alien landings and crashes!
Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-UFO-02-Detector/dp/B000FVUKKO/
8. Roswell Soil Sample
Oh yea. For all those of you out there who haven’t had much luck with your UFO Detectors – you can still experience part of the UFO/Alien phenomenon by buying soil from Roswell – the crash site of an alien spacecraft some years ago!
Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-RS-01-Roswell/dp/B000U5R4CM/
9. Deer’s Butt
This is…. Really, a genuine whitetail deer backside; perfect, we suppose for the lovers of taxidermy or bottoms!
You can use this in combo with item number 6 on this list for many prolonged evenings full of weirdo-entertainment. 😉
Buy this product: http://www.amazon.com/BRAND-NOT-SPECIFIED-Deer-Rear/dp/B0006M4WR4/
Yes – Yes – Yes. It IS true. You can actually buy a can of real uranium! Here’s what the sample’s for according to Amazon: “educational and scientific use only”
So clearly, if you have any other plans in mind, don’t buy this item!
There you have it folks, the 10 weirdest items you can buy on Amazon. Which item will you be adding to your shopping cart?