The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around

Have you ever stopped in your tracks because you walked past a strange church sign? You couldn’t believe what you just saw? If you sometimes get a quiet chuckle from these signs then here is a list of the top 10 strangest church signs around to keep the madness going.

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Easy Spelling Religion?

Strangest Church Signs

Is following a religion that has words that are easy to spell important to you? Go on and admit it; there’s no shame in deciding the eternal fate of your soul for eternity on a grammatical basis. Having said that, I used to always spell Christianity wrong. So, I’m not sure if  the whole spelling this is the best way to judge a religion.

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Staying in Bed Church Sign

Strangest Church Signs?

This strange church sign might clear up any doubts you have about the difference between going to church and…Err, perhaps not. Thanks for that.

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Hipster Church Sign

Strangest Church Signs?

Are you too cool for church? Well then, perhaps the promise of a hipster Jesus is enough to get you kneeling on a pew soon. Be careful not to crush your skinny jeans while doing so.

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Missing Letters Church Sign?

Strangest Church Signs

This is a very clever but strange church sign, isn’t it? I suppose the person who wrote it might convince a few people to convert because of his clever wordplay.

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Facebook Church Sign?

Strangest Church Signs

I laughed out loud at this one. It is another smart idea that probably caught the attention of everyone walking past. What would you do? At least it’s not as serious of a quandary as receiving a friend request from one of your parents.

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The GPS Church Sign?

Strangest Church Signs

The twisting of current technology terms and idea for the purposes of church signs is clearly a bit of a trend. In this case, you are being offered Jesus instead of a sat nav system. Do his services include Google Maps as well?

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Hot in Hell Church Sign?

Strangest Church Signs

It is really that hot in hell? I’ve always wondered about whether the place of eternal damnation is genuinely filled with fire and red hot pokers. When I say I have often wondered about it, I really mean that I occasionally muse on the subject. Actually, the thought once crossed my mind. You know what? Just forget I ever mentioned it, okay?

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Free Coffee Church Sign

Strangest Church Signs?

Free coffee and everlasting life, eh? It sounds better than those coffee and toast combos that you end up leaving half the toast form because the coffee’s all been drunk and the toast is too dry to eat on its own. That’s really never happened to you?

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Trip to Heaven Church Sign

Strangest Church Signs?

Am I the only person who thinks that churches should give you some sort of introductory offer? They could take you round heaven for a day or two and let you see what they are really offering. I mean, I’m sure heaven is great and all that. But, I’ve never even seen a brochure for the place.

The Top 10 Strangest Church Signs Around: The Moses Church Sign

Strangest Church Signs

Some of the strangest church signs have a clever message behind them. In this case, our friend Moses wrote a rock song called Basket Case that got to number 1 on the Billboard charts. That’s the right guy, isn’t it?

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