The Worst Ever Halloween Outfits

Halloween is such a great time of year, isn’t it? At least it is if you don’t make the terrible mistake of dressing up in one of the worst ever Halloween outfits like these people did.

The Tampax Outfit

Worst ever halloween outfits

The absolute worst thing about this tragic Halloween outfit is the fact that the guy wearing it looks so smug. He really, genuinely thinks that he is the smartest person on the planet and possibly even in the entire Solar System. He’s not. He’s a guy who dresses up as a box of tampons.

The Sesame Street Dudes

Worst ever halloween outfits

I think that these two feckless fellows are meant to be Sesame Street characters whose faces have melted following a nuclear attack in which Big Bird got his feathers frazzled, although the presence of the rubber duck has me somewhat puzzled.

The Terrible Smurf Costumes

Worst ever halloween Costumes

If there is one thing better than a terrible Halloween outfit it is a 3 in 1 special. This group of cheeky trick or treaters have put some work into their look but it is, frankly, awful. The one who is looking in a mirror seems strangely pleased with the look, though.

The Star Wars Outfit Disaster

Worst ever halloween outfits

Star Wars is ripe for happy go lucky Halloween outfits. Sadly, this attempt to look like Princess Leila is just about the worst thing I have ever seen that didn’t involve any of the Kardashians. It’s so bad that I just don’t know where to start with it.

The Phone Outfit

Worst ever halloween Costumes

On the face of it, this is a fairly interesting and even clever outfit. However, the guy’s miserable, defeated attitude helps to drag it down. You really need to plaster a smile on your face and look the world in the eye if you’re going to wear an outrageous outfit like this one. This phone guy just wants the ground to open up and swallow him.

The Balloon Outfit

Worst ever halloween outfits

Does anyone out there even know what this weird Halloween outfit is meant to represent? It looks to me as though a lazy woman just stuck a few balloons on her t-shirt and, well, that’s it really. What a weird, mixed up world we live in these days.

The Soda Outfit

Worst ever halloween costumes

If you have a young child and a burning desire to dress them up as a bottle of soda there are many ways of going about it. Simply sticking a couple of parts of a plastic bottle on their body isn’t really making much of an effort in my book.

The Cutlery Outfit

Worst ever halloween outfits

Hmm, this expensive and highly time consuming outfit didn’t really work out all that well, did it? The chap with the cutlery on his hands clearly felt that his uncanny resemblance to a fictional superhero meant that he could get away with the cheapest and laziest Halloween outfit ever. He was wrong.

The Sheep Guy Outfit

Worst ever halloween outfits

Is this sort of thing considered normal behaviour in some parts of the world? On the one hand, I salute our sheep loving buddy for his ingenuity. On the other hand, this outfit is possibly the single most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life. It has also completely put me off the Shepherd’s Pie I was planning on having for dinner later on.

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